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OMG I AM BACK THANKS TO SOMEONE I CANT NAME!!!!!!!!

I will dedicate my next photoblog to him. Thank-you mister for helpin a friend out in hard times.
-Shannon

One day left in this account and then I'll be long John gone. Maybe I'll be able to dig up enough money after the holiday season has passed.

I wonder if I can write a 2 page paper on the Enlightenment and transition from Baroque to Classical music style in less than thirty minutes ;D

I'm gunna have to! Whoops.

Some pictures of good times:

18% of CO2 emissions are caused by livestock.

80% of CO2 emissions are caused by plankton....(whom are not being eaten because whales are dying. in iceland they still "fish" whales for their oh-so-yummy blubber *grotesque face*)

I'm just about done with my thoughtful xmas present purchasing. Now its time to shift into thoughtless gifts like $8 dollar gloves and various kitchen items.

You wanna hear Indian love poetry? I know you do.

Rabindranath Tagore

I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times,
In life after life, in age after age forever.
My spell-bound heart has made and re-made the necklace of songs
That you take as a gift, wear round your neck in your many forms
In life after life, in age after age...
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Quote of the day:
"You kneed my ass"

I've a kind British boy visiting my homeland of California. I'm showing him the sights and it all kicked off with a show in San Francisco. Tenacious D could've been more fun if I hadn't caught something that afternoon. We managed to tuck ourselves into stage left of the second row of crowded humans. I did the...
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Clutter is fantastic but


it can be bad, also.

Like my new song?

Finger finger, suck suck, sex fuck, sex fuck

You repeat that 50 times with 3rd and 7th minor variations.

Add some gloomy, ominous pipeorganist, a gothic chick that can only play seven or eight notes on a cello, and a few male and female moans. There's this one guy that had the most amazing moan after he orgasmed. Damn I wish...
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