alllllllright...
so i went to the bruce barts and i made an appt for tuesday...3:30 pm.
my evil master plan will be complete.
on the other hand, the guy that works at that place is so damn hot. i wish i had testicles, so i could give him my number or something. but i dont think he'd like me if i had testicles. i think that's kind of a turn off. just a guess. i think i need to grow some, temporarily of course...but in the time it would take me to do that, he'd probably realize that something suspicious was going on, considering how im in there almost everyday now and i never buy a damn thing. get the hint, guy. he's nice, we talk, how rad.
i miss being a girlfriend.
and cuddling and kissing and drinking beer and not caring about bodily functions and being kissed on the forehead and wrestling and "killer" and "jester" and silly things
so i went to the bruce barts and i made an appt for tuesday...3:30 pm.
my evil master plan will be complete.
on the other hand, the guy that works at that place is so damn hot. i wish i had testicles, so i could give him my number or something. but i dont think he'd like me if i had testicles. i think that's kind of a turn off. just a guess. i think i need to grow some, temporarily of course...but in the time it would take me to do that, he'd probably realize that something suspicious was going on, considering how im in there almost everyday now and i never buy a damn thing. get the hint, guy. he's nice, we talk, how rad.
i miss being a girlfriend.
and cuddling and kissing and drinking beer and not caring about bodily functions and being kissed on the forehead and wrestling and "killer" and "jester" and silly things
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oh calm down silly.
yea...i said "jester" up there then i realized that sounds stupid because its supposed to be "JESSter"...like my name. like someone used to call me. anyway....as you were, soldier.