From my personals ad @ the onion.com...
MORE ABOUT WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR:
You- don't take yourself too seriously. Are not high matience. Don't need me to put on an act to impress you. Have a passion and drive. You aren't afraid of laughing at the simple things in life, and aren't afraid of dissecting and analyzing the bits that are a little more complex. You love to love, but don't think that love is only about fairytale romance. You don't need to feel wanted. You want to create. You want to change the world in your own way. You're not a follower. You jump on your own bandwagon that you built from scratch. Sometimes you fall off- but you get back up and try again. You sometimes curse life, but in the end you know that you really love it-- that you think the sky isi the most beautiful thing you've ever seen. That you know you'd be happy if all that was left was endless fields of grass and the sky at dawn. You love living more than you could ever love another person. You want to find another person who accepts that. You are intelligent, witty, sarcastic at times, you understand your faults and are ready to, not change them, but accept them and make the best of what you have to offer. You are beautiful inside and out because you glisten with a hunger to make the most out of every moment you have to live. You long for someone to share this with who will not hold you down. You see love differently than the rest of the world. You sometimes think you are the only one who sees it this way. You want a friend and a lover. You want someone who just gets you.. who accepts you as you are... who loves your craziness... who loves you for every last imperfection or so called character flaw. You feel lonely, no matter how many people you meet. You dream of meeting your kindred spirit on an el train stopped underground, but you're a bit impatient and want to take your fate in your own hands (and that's why you're here... on the onion personal ads... kicking yourself for destroying the romantic fantasy of just finding this person in a chance meeting somewhere in the world.) --
If this is you, then contact me so we can arrange our fate.
MORE ABOUT WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR:
You- don't take yourself too seriously. Are not high matience. Don't need me to put on an act to impress you. Have a passion and drive. You aren't afraid of laughing at the simple things in life, and aren't afraid of dissecting and analyzing the bits that are a little more complex. You love to love, but don't think that love is only about fairytale romance. You don't need to feel wanted. You want to create. You want to change the world in your own way. You're not a follower. You jump on your own bandwagon that you built from scratch. Sometimes you fall off- but you get back up and try again. You sometimes curse life, but in the end you know that you really love it-- that you think the sky isi the most beautiful thing you've ever seen. That you know you'd be happy if all that was left was endless fields of grass and the sky at dawn. You love living more than you could ever love another person. You want to find another person who accepts that. You are intelligent, witty, sarcastic at times, you understand your faults and are ready to, not change them, but accept them and make the best of what you have to offer. You are beautiful inside and out because you glisten with a hunger to make the most out of every moment you have to live. You long for someone to share this with who will not hold you down. You see love differently than the rest of the world. You sometimes think you are the only one who sees it this way. You want a friend and a lover. You want someone who just gets you.. who accepts you as you are... who loves your craziness... who loves you for every last imperfection or so called character flaw. You feel lonely, no matter how many people you meet. You dream of meeting your kindred spirit on an el train stopped underground, but you're a bit impatient and want to take your fate in your own hands (and that's why you're here... on the onion personal ads... kicking yourself for destroying the romantic fantasy of just finding this person in a chance meeting somewhere in the world.) --
If this is you, then contact me so we can arrange our fate.
oh a hazel... either/or
Check out "Astrology" by Ronald C. Davison
That's what I'm using.. and its pretty easy to break down. But you may have to search a bit to find it. I do believe its out of print.