I always cut off my goatee in the exact same way each time. First I take off the goat, leaving a nice robust wild west mustache and soul patch thing. Then I take off the soul patch, leaving the Luigi 'stache. Then I take down the sides until I have the Hitler...you know, just for fun. Then with a final stroke I take the Hitler off and stare in wonder of the quizzical face that's been hiding beneath it all. My razor unfortunately died tonight just as I took in the sides so I had to spend a few extra minutes with the Hitler. It's gone now though so now I'm left with this weird thing.
