It's blogtime!!
I think this will be a somewhat fractured and fractious entry as my thoughts are a bit shitted on by the couple of vodkas i've necked in an attempt to ease myself into the world of engaging internetness. And because it's been kinda a fucky week too.
Ooh! i love chicks on speed "can i lick the crumbs from your table?"
ok. Ruth bailed out on me for dancing on Tuesday, fed me some shit about leaving where we were meeting the MINUTE before i arrived, then when I finally got in touch after fuckin ages waiting in the dark and rain, she said she was on antibiotics as of that day so couldn't go drinking; bullshit, anyone?
Oh yeah, the day before i went to see Trash_Vanity and drank all the red wine i bought for us to share, made him repeatedly listen to Aphex Twin and sexually abused him.
Then in the morning I nearly made him cry with frustration because i kept asking questions, which i would like to pose to any readers as they continue to perplex me: Did dinosaurs all have the same language? Did they communicate between species? Do monkeys enjoy using computers? Do cats and dogs gain emotional satisfaction from communication with humans?
OK and in other thoughts, i'm going out dancing with Trash tomorrow night and am gonna look ace.
I think i'm physically or mentally dependent on chillies. I made pasta today and couldn't even find my emergency chilli flakes *WHO STOLE THEM? I'LL BURN YOUR FACE OFF!!* so ate it as normal. It was tasty, this isn't to say it wasn't flavoured. I just didn't get the satisfaction.
This poses the question, how many more things can I get addicted to before I start stealing cans of Special Brew and pretending to passers by that I need 20p for the bus home, not for my ever escalating filthy habit?
Speaking of which , I need another drink and a smoke, so excuse me please, dears.
oh and if any wealthy, philanthropic soul would care to buy me the delectable dress on my wishlist, you can have my ass on camera.
I think this will be a somewhat fractured and fractious entry as my thoughts are a bit shitted on by the couple of vodkas i've necked in an attempt to ease myself into the world of engaging internetness. And because it's been kinda a fucky week too.
Ooh! i love chicks on speed "can i lick the crumbs from your table?"
ok. Ruth bailed out on me for dancing on Tuesday, fed me some shit about leaving where we were meeting the MINUTE before i arrived, then when I finally got in touch after fuckin ages waiting in the dark and rain, she said she was on antibiotics as of that day so couldn't go drinking; bullshit, anyone?
Oh yeah, the day before i went to see Trash_Vanity and drank all the red wine i bought for us to share, made him repeatedly listen to Aphex Twin and sexually abused him.
Then in the morning I nearly made him cry with frustration because i kept asking questions, which i would like to pose to any readers as they continue to perplex me: Did dinosaurs all have the same language? Did they communicate between species? Do monkeys enjoy using computers? Do cats and dogs gain emotional satisfaction from communication with humans?
OK and in other thoughts, i'm going out dancing with Trash tomorrow night and am gonna look ace.
I think i'm physically or mentally dependent on chillies. I made pasta today and couldn't even find my emergency chilli flakes *WHO STOLE THEM? I'LL BURN YOUR FACE OFF!!* so ate it as normal. It was tasty, this isn't to say it wasn't flavoured. I just didn't get the satisfaction.
This poses the question, how many more things can I get addicted to before I start stealing cans of Special Brew and pretending to passers by that I need 20p for the bus home, not for my ever escalating filthy habit?
Speaking of which , I need another drink and a smoke, so excuse me please, dears.
oh and if any wealthy, philanthropic soul would care to buy me the delectable dress on my wishlist, you can have my ass on camera.
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Did dinosaurs all have the same language?
Nothing is yet found conclusive. The only information that they have on dinosaurs communicating is the fact they their skeletons have a cartilage piece somewhat similar to our own voice box. It was a piece designed that when air passed through it it would create sounds kind of like when dogs bark.
Did they communicate between species?
Again nothing is known but it is safe to assume that instinctually they would at least be able to recognise the differences between the calls of different species. This is safe to assume because almost all animals in the wild today do pay attention to what other species are doing if for no reason other than to avoid predators.
Do monkeys enjoy using computers?
Yes. In studies where they have used monkeys as test patients they have been capable of teaching them to do things like fly airplanes and space ships in simulations. Measuring the monkys synaptic brain functions duirng these experiments they have seen that a monkeys pleasure center in the brain has been stimulated therefore suggesting that they like the activity they are doing ie using computers.
Do cats and dogs gain emotional satisfaction from communication with humans?
The belief is that yes dogs and cats get emotional satisfaction from interactions with humans. Again measuring brain functions and behavior studies has shown that cats and dogs exhibit certain behaviors when they are happy and that they also exhibit this same behavior when interacting with humans.
As far as your friend bailing I am sorry. I have had that happen to me on a number of occasions. I dunno I think people on this planet are too far self absorbed to think about how they make others feel over half the time.
And lastly it is funny cause I always told my parents and my friends that I wanted to be a philanthropist when I grow up. You can bet if I was I would buy you that dress.
Take care!
Hit him on the head with a hammer very hard! The number of times it takes to kill it was one more than he had lives left! e.r 6 hits means the cat had 5 lives left!
Amazing
next week i will be investigating the myth of how many stomachs cows really have!!