girthy

ATTENTION ANYONE IN THE GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA.

Is your scheduel tomorrow open?

You wanna make some money? (50 bucks)


I haven't been able to function properly for the last couple of days due to some kind of psycho flu that took over my body and has been slowly beating me in to submission.

I just ask for a maximum of 5 hours of your time to help me out tomorrow, I need some one too nurse me for the love of god.

I normally wouldn't ask this of any of you but I am so fucking desperate. My whole body hurts to the point of tears and my vocal chords break every time I cough.

I would be sooooo fucking grateful if any of you wonderful people would be so kind as to help this sick little Girth-man.

Seriously all ancelary payments (anything after the 50 bucks) can be redeemed in alcahol, booze, or lapdances.


THIS IS NOT A JOKE, IT'S A DESPERATE CRY FOR HELP!

Thank you so fucking much for your time.

UPDATE:

Bug has moved in to my inner ear and my stomach resulting in the dreaded dual exhaust, so I'm pretty sure this means that the deals of..

Gotta go.