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• Got up all butt-ass early and reluctantly went to work, dealt with picky ass white people for 8 hours.


• Almost stabbed this really rude, condencending lady in the neck with my pen, but decided against it at the last momment. I feel that was probably a smart move.


• Went home and rested my aching back, watched some Boondocks and fell asleep...still wearing my work clothes.


• Get woken up by hooker (yeah that's right, an actual prostitute) grabbing my dick and asking me if I "wanted some pussy." Me being half awake and totally disorented could only halfway mumble, "What...the..fuck?" Then she asked me if I had any money.
  
  My reply, "No, do you?"


Just a quick explaination for all of you out there: My roommate found this lady of the evening and brought her over to the apt, he though it would be funny to have her wake me up so that's what he had her do. My smart ass remark to her about her having to pay ME for sex wasn't found too amusing by her, but hey, I don't pay for things I get for free, and in better quality.


• The roommate and I secretly videotape (well sort of, more like record video on to my phone.) his co-worker getting a hum-job from the above mentioned call girl. It was hilarious.


• I get picked up by koala and CineMonk and head out to SexyBeast and urblueyegrl's for their St. Patty's Day party. fr3ak, FILMADDICT and perfect_equation are also present.


• I get a phone call from my homie, Austin, here on a school trip from Montana, telling me that he just got robbed at gunpoint. It was fucked up. I call my buddy A.B. and tell him to call Austin.


• We all get to the party about 2 hours later than we intended. No one cares.


• I drink lot's and lot's of alcahol with green dye added.


• I smoke a lot of cigarettes.


• I smoke some fairly suspicious herb. Seriously, it made me go from fine to fucked (not the good kind either) in like 2 seconds.


• We all ride back in koala's ride, I'm not feeling so hot. perfect_equation sits on my lap. This is a horrible idea on both our parts.


• Just before we hit downtown on the 10, I blow chow all over the side of the car. Seriously, I was suprised that I was able to get p_e off my lap and the window open in time to even manage that.


• We drop FILMADDICT off and he gives us some green dyed water. He's so cool.


• I puke some more, this time we stop the car and I open the door and yak. Much better than doing it out the window while going 100 mph. (fr3ak was driving, I'm almost sure that we were going faster than that.)


• They drop me off at home (gotta love curb side servide!) and I roll upstairs and talk to ralph on the big white telephone for about 20 minutes. I am totally ammused by the fact that it's all green. "Happy St. Patty's Day," I shudder to myself.


• I collapse on my couch and sleep for just over 4 hours, just enough to make me 20 minutes late to work. I didn't get in trouble though, cause ever one was hungover, even my boss. They were more than understanding.

All in all, a very surreal day.

Oh yeah, by the way, My homegirl Luz's set went up today, give her some love.