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homeless again

this cunt told our boss that we smoked weed up in the house and 3 of us got fired and told we had to be out in 2 hours

lame

but i was ready to bust out anyway
but dont know where i'm going now
gonna go camp in the keys for a while i guess
take a florida vacation

my car...
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myrtle:
You're mean.
myrtle:
P.s.
I do what I want:

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Today was interesting. I spent it sleeping, and coughing, and buying dog food - healthy coat formula. Robert thanks me. I need to do laundry but the lounge is overrun by old people and one young, sexually frustrated blond, so instead I'll wear dirty clothes tomorrow and smell like a hippy at work.

It's hard to sleep to BookTV. But it's also hard...
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myrtle:
I've never pulled your hair out in confusion, it's always a deliberate task. What are these little white pills? Stop sleeping, I'll be twenty one in somewhat like a week and then you'll learn the true meaning of "tired"
Because we're going to tear Vero up.
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Run away with me! To a new place! A forest, an island, another planet. Anywhere but here or your moms. . I can steal a rocket. I'm not scared. But I have a car and it can go lots of places. . Live on a Mountain in New York? In a fairy glen in Ohio? The Bayou in Louisiana.. A shanty in Arkansas. . a farm in...
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myrtle:
Lame.
Farm time.
Really.
I'm sure.
Gatoraide work time.
Wooooo, gets the job done.
myrtle:
Weren't you going to post tits?
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new years is lame
i'm at my mom's
staying in my little brother's room
and i'm about to go to bed
at 10:00

i miss that hotness
myrtle:
Hey pretty, I see you soon smile I can't wait. You partied hard with me on the new years though, so don't worry (and we can party hard when we get back smile )
myrtle:
Update this hoe.
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When asked why I date more women than men:

If I'm gonna be with a man he damn sure better be man enough to make up for semen and penis. He better know how to launch a boat and do man shit. and have muscles.

Gotta man up if u wanna squirt cum at me

and that's what's up
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takfuji:
Man shit is easy. It's the other expectations that are damn near impossible, such as saying just the right thing at the right time and, and, and...you know.

Muscley Myrtle's got all that covered for you, though, and she's after a strap-on, too.
myrtle:
Your hair makes you scared, muscley myrtle wins again ^ responde on his page (and let him know I've got the strapon wooo)
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nothing i say is true
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ir:
The test involves a full and robust test of all-around abilities and general attitude..... x
myrtle:
You're nice, let's be friends.
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Is it wrong that I've become the lust intrest of a cheater? And that the cheatee is someone that I at one time in my life considered a best friend? And that I neither care, nor have any remorse and will probably be doing it again?

I'm a bitch.
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rebel_rebel:
hahaha, ohhh myrtle. tongue

i agree. i am no longer an advocate of appendixes. those things are jerks!

thanks dear <3

ARRR!!! skull
el_duderino2:
i'm in the same boat times 2 at the mo. it's weird huh. it's not like it's your fault though.
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elizathetroll:
Beware of horny satyrs then. biggrin
jaybugg:
<3
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armyofrobots:
ooh! it looks great on you!
armyofrobots:
I'll be there.