I should never have gotten out of bed today.
Nobody loves me, the only message I've gotten today was one of rejection (as in the I cant go shopping with you today kind). No where had anything I was after. I kept seeing people I went to school with, and ignoring them. I am over fucking tired. I keep dropping things, losing things, tripping over. I have writers block. My eyes dont wish to stay open but they have too. I am hungry. I have no motivation. Buffy the angry kitty scratched me and my hand hurts. Im itchy. I have lost two of my favourite tshirts (my labyrinth worm and emily zonsters) I STILL havent applied for my visa. I STILL havent shot myset (although I almost did today, then found that our snooker table has turned into a bed for fake flowers, magazines and tiki-kitten, matress and all). I feel fat. I feel anxious. one of my best friends is really fucking sick. I want my goddamn motherfucking copy of Lunar Park to arrive. Winter is almost over which fucking SUCKS.
BUT on the bright side, i have dropped an entire size in clothing. YAY one more size to go. Perhaps two but I think my charming Maori bones are (no seirousley, the only maori feature i got are fucking thick chunky bones and fat) no smaller than a size 10 ha. But i bought a pair of jeans today cause my others fall off, theyre black cool and theyre a 12 and they make my ass look good.
this guy decided to translate "baby got back" by Sir Mixalot into Latin, THEN back into English.
this was like, one of my most favourite songs when i was a kid bahaha.
By Hercules!
Rebecca, behold! Such large buttocks she has!
She appears to be a girlfriend of one of those rhythmic-oration people.
But, as you know
Who can understand persons of this sort?
Verily, they converse with her for this reason only, namely, that she appears to be a complete whore.
Her buttocks, I say, are rather large!
Nor am I able to believe how round they are.
Lo! How they stand forth! Do they not disgust you?
Behold the black woman!
Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter.
For who, colleagues, would not admit,
Whenever a girl comes by with a rather small middle part of the body
Beneath which is an obvious spherical mass, that it inflames the spirits
So that you want to be conspicuous for manly virtue, noticing her breeches
Have been deeply stuffed with buttock(?)
Alas! I am captured, nor am I able to desist from gazing.
My dear lady, I want to come together with you
And make a picture of you.
My companions were trying to warn me
But those buttocks of yours arouse lust in me.
O skin wrinkled and smooth!
Did you say you wish to enter my vehicle?
I am entirely at your disposal
Because you are not an average hanger-on.
I have seen her dancing.
Forget, therefore, about blandishments!
Such sweat! Such moisture!
I am borne along as if by a four-horse chariot!
I am tired of reading in the gazettes
That flat buttocks are judged more pleasing.
Ask any black men you wish: the answer will be
Rather that they prefer fuller ones.
O colleagues [What is it?] O colleagues [What is it?]
Do your girlfriends have large buttocks? [They certainly have!]
Encourage them therefore to shake them! [To shake them!]
To shake them! [To shake them!]
To shake those healthy buttocks!
hahahaha how fucking funny is that.
Nobody loves me, the only message I've gotten today was one of rejection (as in the I cant go shopping with you today kind). No where had anything I was after. I kept seeing people I went to school with, and ignoring them. I am over fucking tired. I keep dropping things, losing things, tripping over. I have writers block. My eyes dont wish to stay open but they have too. I am hungry. I have no motivation. Buffy the angry kitty scratched me and my hand hurts. Im itchy. I have lost two of my favourite tshirts (my labyrinth worm and emily zonsters) I STILL havent applied for my visa. I STILL havent shot myset (although I almost did today, then found that our snooker table has turned into a bed for fake flowers, magazines and tiki-kitten, matress and all). I feel fat. I feel anxious. one of my best friends is really fucking sick. I want my goddamn motherfucking copy of Lunar Park to arrive. Winter is almost over which fucking SUCKS.
BUT on the bright side, i have dropped an entire size in clothing. YAY one more size to go. Perhaps two but I think my charming Maori bones are (no seirousley, the only maori feature i got are fucking thick chunky bones and fat) no smaller than a size 10 ha. But i bought a pair of jeans today cause my others fall off, theyre black cool and theyre a 12 and they make my ass look good.
this guy decided to translate "baby got back" by Sir Mixalot into Latin, THEN back into English.
this was like, one of my most favourite songs when i was a kid bahaha.
By Hercules!
Rebecca, behold! Such large buttocks she has!
She appears to be a girlfriend of one of those rhythmic-oration people.
But, as you know
Who can understand persons of this sort?
Verily, they converse with her for this reason only, namely, that she appears to be a complete whore.
Her buttocks, I say, are rather large!
Nor am I able to believe how round they are.
Lo! How they stand forth! Do they not disgust you?
Behold the black woman!
Large buttocks are pleasing to me, nor am I able to lie concerning this matter.
For who, colleagues, would not admit,
Whenever a girl comes by with a rather small middle part of the body
Beneath which is an obvious spherical mass, that it inflames the spirits
So that you want to be conspicuous for manly virtue, noticing her breeches
Have been deeply stuffed with buttock(?)
Alas! I am captured, nor am I able to desist from gazing.
My dear lady, I want to come together with you
And make a picture of you.
My companions were trying to warn me
But those buttocks of yours arouse lust in me.
O skin wrinkled and smooth!
Did you say you wish to enter my vehicle?
I am entirely at your disposal
Because you are not an average hanger-on.
I have seen her dancing.
Forget, therefore, about blandishments!
Such sweat! Such moisture!
I am borne along as if by a four-horse chariot!
I am tired of reading in the gazettes
That flat buttocks are judged more pleasing.
Ask any black men you wish: the answer will be
Rather that they prefer fuller ones.
O colleagues [What is it?] O colleagues [What is it?]
Do your girlfriends have large buttocks? [They certainly have!]
Encourage them therefore to shake them! [To shake them!]
To shake them! [To shake them!]
To shake those healthy buttocks!
hahahaha how fucking funny is that.