aaaiii papi! it's cold as a witch's teat out there. i damn near froze my ass off riding to work on my crap-dog bicycle.
i'm totally cranky that the weekend is over. my classes were ass today, and for some reason my students were laughing at me a lot. i kept thinking something was on my butt. then one of the girls in my class had to leave because she said she was allergic to coffe, and i was drinking a tiny little cup of coffee. did the smell of it make her yuck? or was i had by a really retarded excuse to skip class? i dunno, they're adults, sort of... i'm not going to be a cop about it. i'm on break from work, oughtta exams, but i feel like fuck that noise. i'm just gonna drink a lot of coffee and take enough quizzes till i know which member of nsync is my lovematch. i wonder if it's the monkey boy? [ ooh, it's the one that dumped britney spears! no way!...]
ok, to anyone out there. i pose to you a universal theory: in every situation there is always a monkey boy. originally this referred to a theory of boy bands, starting with folks like the beatles ( duh, it's ringo) and the new kids ( that one guy, who well, just plain looked like a monkey.) usually in that situation, there is always a smart guy, a cute guy, a monkey boy and a bad boy... and then maybe some other random guy thrown in ( older, sophistacted, nice, rico suave, funny... etc) but in real life there always seems to be a monkey boy thing going on too... in any given group, usually somebody is the monkey boy. it doesn't have to be bad, because people LOVE the monkeyboy. it's just that maybe there's one that just fits a little differently into the group, and perhaps has monkeylike attributes. who are you? in the boy band of life?
in a related note, this summer when i was home, and i was waiting for pizza to arrive, and there was nothing on tv because i only get 4 channels, there was this nsync special on, like a live concert. ( please don't kick me off because of this! i don't LIKE them! they're just an example!) ok, so anyway, i noticed that nsync has switched their monkey boy! this one guy in the band was obviously the monkey boy before. he was older, more funny looking. anyway, suddenly they had him all done up, and he was singing more, and this other guy, who was formerly the suave, long-haired on or something... he was the monkey boy!he was all greasy, and his outfit didn't match. it's unprecendented to switch monkeyboys. do they have a different pay scale, maybe? mysteries.
ok, no more procrastinating. back to work.
i'm totally cranky that the weekend is over. my classes were ass today, and for some reason my students were laughing at me a lot. i kept thinking something was on my butt. then one of the girls in my class had to leave because she said she was allergic to coffe, and i was drinking a tiny little cup of coffee. did the smell of it make her yuck? or was i had by a really retarded excuse to skip class? i dunno, they're adults, sort of... i'm not going to be a cop about it. i'm on break from work, oughtta exams, but i feel like fuck that noise. i'm just gonna drink a lot of coffee and take enough quizzes till i know which member of nsync is my lovematch. i wonder if it's the monkey boy? [ ooh, it's the one that dumped britney spears! no way!...]
ok, to anyone out there. i pose to you a universal theory: in every situation there is always a monkey boy. originally this referred to a theory of boy bands, starting with folks like the beatles ( duh, it's ringo) and the new kids ( that one guy, who well, just plain looked like a monkey.) usually in that situation, there is always a smart guy, a cute guy, a monkey boy and a bad boy... and then maybe some other random guy thrown in ( older, sophistacted, nice, rico suave, funny... etc) but in real life there always seems to be a monkey boy thing going on too... in any given group, usually somebody is the monkey boy. it doesn't have to be bad, because people LOVE the monkeyboy. it's just that maybe there's one that just fits a little differently into the group, and perhaps has monkeylike attributes. who are you? in the boy band of life?
in a related note, this summer when i was home, and i was waiting for pizza to arrive, and there was nothing on tv because i only get 4 channels, there was this nsync special on, like a live concert. ( please don't kick me off because of this! i don't LIKE them! they're just an example!) ok, so anyway, i noticed that nsync has switched their monkey boy! this one guy in the band was obviously the monkey boy before. he was older, more funny looking. anyway, suddenly they had him all done up, and he was singing more, and this other guy, who was formerly the suave, long-haired on or something... he was the monkey boy!he was all greasy, and his outfit didn't match. it's unprecendented to switch monkeyboys. do they have a different pay scale, maybe? mysteries.
ok, no more procrastinating. back to work.
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