YOU DONT HAVE TO READ THIS WHOLE THING. I GOT IT IN ONE OF THOSE SPAM EMAILS AND I WAS AMUSED BY THE GENERAL THEME OF IT. HEHE.
may trust me. i'm sober and sensible enough for anyone's confidante now."and come and be housekeeper in the palace, for the queen was getting lazy,went away, and her mother was called to devote her skill and energy...
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may trust me. i'm sober and sensible enough for anyone's confidante now."and come and be housekeeper in the palace, for the queen was getting lazy,went away, and her mother was called to devote her skill and energy...
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kentclark:
You should publish that as a novel.
man. i am one awful cook.
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jackminussally:
Oh?
I <3 to cook.
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I <3 to cook.
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saturnz_return:
what did you attempt?
hope you weren't baking browies
hope you weren't baking browies
Thanksgiving was awful.
i have nothing else to say.
i have nothing else to say.
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olddognewtricks:
Well that sucks a money's nut.
IM me later today if you see me on...yo soy bored.
IM me later today if you see me on...yo soy bored.
saturnz_return:
of course i read all your blogs 
wouldn't be a very good SG friend if i didn't
wouldn't be a very good SG friend if i didn't
bloggity blog blog.
so i uh................dropped my fork.
but im talking to a guy. a kinda cool one. on aim. and because of that im not in the mood to go get another fork. damn. also im lazy.
i need slaves.
lots. and clones.
hello fantasy life.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
i dont have sex fantasies. i have slave fantasies.
i had THEE MOST AMAZING coffee tonight.
brad...
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so i uh................dropped my fork.
but im talking to a guy. a kinda cool one. on aim. and because of that im not in the mood to go get another fork. damn. also im lazy.
i need slaves.
lots. and clones.
hello fantasy life.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
i dont have sex fantasies. i have slave fantasies.
i had THEE MOST AMAZING coffee tonight.
brad...
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olddognewtricks:
fucking nerd
jackminussally:
Oh, wasn't sure if you where moving far away or something.
^_^
haha you two do match.
Him being asian, and having a penis and all
He's got so much in common with you
^_^
haha jp.
I actually hadn't noticed though that you two had the same shade until I saw both of your pictures next to each other.
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^_^
haha you two do match.
Him being asian, and having a penis and all
He's got so much in common with you
^_^
haha jp.
I actually hadn't noticed though that you two had the same shade until I saw both of your pictures next to each other.
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how do you deal with someone who has no way of getting out of a problem?
just listen? you cant do anything.
and believe me there is NO way out of this problem. trust me.
i guess i'll just go on listening. being there. that works.
next subject.
every 3 mins or so this sound in my closet ..uh.. makes a sound. (ha. how redundant....
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just listen? you cant do anything.
and believe me there is NO way out of this problem. trust me.
i guess i'll just go on listening. being there. that works.
next subject.
every 3 mins or so this sound in my closet ..uh.. makes a sound. (ha. how redundant....
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jackminussally:
Sometimes we worry so much about finding the solution to our problems that they in fact linger. We spend so much time concentrated on the problem, and none on all the good around us.
I <3 chick flicks.
True Story.
I own a lot but Tristan and isolde is one of my favorites that's recent.
Are you moving far?
^_^
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I <3 chick flicks.
True Story.
I own a lot but Tristan and isolde is one of my favorites that's recent.
Are you moving far?
^_^
The End
matt is STILL very much in love with a girl named Candice Marie Johnson.
just LOOK at the sex we have.
hehe. this is for you dear.
just LOOK at the sex we have.
hehe. this is for you dear.
i think my heart just broke.
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quintin:
Anyone I need to have wacked?
quintin:
P.S. I want to be your sock monkey
oh man..i think im better. now. i have a hearty cough tho.
oh man.. my throat is completely numb and closed up. can i breathe? hahaha. of course. i can type like 589 words a minute. and tonight, i can play the piano like beethoven.
listen.
oh man.. my throat is completely numb and closed up. can i breathe? hahaha. of course. i can type like 589 words a minute. and tonight, i can play the piano like beethoven.
listen.
jackminussally:
Yay for you being better
^_^
I wish I could play the piano.
Have you taken lessons?
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^_^
I wish I could play the piano.
Have you taken lessons?
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quintin:
Are you seeing a doctor???
Beautiful music!
Lovely girl
Beautiful music!
Lovely girl
women are so fun to draw.
and i was sleeping in the living room last night. very peacefully. when i heard the bedroom door open and matt and leah walked out. it sounded like they were in the kitchen punching a styrofoam cup with a pen. very loudly. and for a long period of time.
i wished they would stop but i was kind of...
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and i was sleeping in the living room last night. very peacefully. when i heard the bedroom door open and matt and leah walked out. it sounded like they were in the kitchen punching a styrofoam cup with a pen. very loudly. and for a long period of time.
i wished they would stop but i was kind of...
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nmatte:
yes, I DO love candy.
It's sweet and nice, and taste awesome
hey start feeling better though, it definitly sucks to be sick
It's sweet and nice, and taste awesome
hey start feeling better though, it definitly sucks to be sick
matt gets mad when i dont argue back.
im not sure if hed be madder if i argued back tho.
enuf about matt tho. this is candiespace. not mattspace.
arshad gave me coke and e today. for free. he wanted me to pay him 15 bucks for the e but i said HELOOOOO im giving allll my money, every last cent, to matt. and he...
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im not sure if hed be madder if i argued back tho.
enuf about matt tho. this is candiespace. not mattspace.
arshad gave me coke and e today. for free. he wanted me to pay him 15 bucks for the e but i said HELOOOOO im giving allll my money, every last cent, to matt. and he...
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rikkitikitavi:
Right on!