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It's times like these, when you have to sift through emails that you transferred from your old laptop so you can start fresh with your new one, that you really appreciate what you have. This crazy feeling in the pit of my stomach is exactly what I signed up for.

Long-term relationships are funny things, kids.
acidgrampa:
I once had an entire 2.5 year relationship in saved phone messages. Trip.
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I had my first round of physio today for the jaw. I'm sore.

The guy seemed really nervous. Maybe he usually deals with old men. He apologized for everything, including the grape gloves he had. He got all flustered when the ultrasound gel got in my hair, and he seemed a little awkward asking me if my jaw problems have interrupted my leisure activities in...
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asreal1:
Really. One was completely gone, the other was badly mangled. I almost wanted to take pictures of what was left for evidence, but it was just too sad.

Darcy is not a normal german shepherd, despite the papers that we have that say otherwise. She's about twice the size of a normal female shepherd and is completely impossible to train. She's really incredibly intelligent, but she's completely driven by instinct. She can open doors to let herself in and out of the house, but she rarely comes when she's called unless she thinks there will be a treat for her. In other words, she's a complete menace and a certified gerbil-eater.
velocity:
You should have told him, "Leisure activities? Why yes, it certainly has put a damper on opening pickle jars with my teeth."
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mk700c:
Ah, I see you were referring to something that I wrote. See, I probably would have gotten that had I remembered I wrote it.
menotyou:
Dude. Boil your tongue. God only knows how many people had to touch that during assembly.

Ooh. Better yet, sterilize with alcohol!
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Though my jaw is still locked, things are looking up.

I saw a specialist today for my jaw. He was very nice, though he had nails that seemed too long for a man. However, I was expecting Steve Martins Dentist from Little Shop of Horrors, so this was a huge improvement. Apparently I have TMD and I have to get my wisdom teeth out. However,...
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oryx:
no, it's about 5 degrees here. but she did an excellent job of looking warm, no?

edit: ^ ha! slave driver my ass! alright, well, maybe a little...

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hellkitten:
Hey hun, how's the jaw coming along? Are the muscle relaxants working?

Question... what kind of camera did you use to take 'preview for prom'? I'm looking for a good digital camera that can take super close, yet super clear pictures. I'm tempted to buy that one with Steven Tyler in the commercial simply because it's so small wink
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UPDATE:

Thank you for the concern.

I'm going to see a TMJ specialist tomorrow. I also got some muscle relaxants that have made my body very clumsy, but my jaw is still locked. Weeeeeee!



I got to play with Oryx's camera at her Christmas get-together yesterday. I even attempted some of the classic mk under-the-table photography. You can judge the results for yourself the...
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superflea:
You two are invited absolutely any time! smile
oryx:
^ hey, asshole, what about me?!

wink
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Lockjaw Diary, Day 3

Not being able to open my mouth wider than about an inch and a half since Saturday has taken its toll. I tire of drooling like Kirk Douglas after his stroke, and lisping like Carol Channing. I am comforted only by the fact that today I could bite tiny things with little discomfort. If I am still writing this diary by...
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obd:
ouch.

feel better.
hellkitten:
Ouch! how did that happen? Remember: smoothies are your friend! kiss kiss kiss
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I think I just got sh'papped.

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Twice.
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superflea:
sh'what now?
oryx:
i should announce my decrees while sitting upon my pony....
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broadwaybee:
I wanna smell him.
obd:
Wait, I thought it was totally contagious. Isn't that why our Prezdent down here in looney land says we need the protect the marriage ammendment? If we don't get the ammendment, everyone is going to up and marry their bowling partners!

I'm not sure which emotican is supposed to indicate blue state mock fear & sacrasm so I'll post this:

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menotyou:
White teeth rule, but I feel I should let you know that whitener is really bad for your teeth. It essentially paints your teeth and clogs pores that will eventually cause more cavities.

Just FYI.
superflea:
Why does everybody have such wonderful picture updates? My goodness.

Anyways - thank you so much for the birthday wishes. Even though I got spoiled by the girl by the end of it, it had a bit of a rough start, and it was actually really nice to come back to a comments list full of nice things from my SG crew.

I really want to come and visit you and the boy as soon as possible, and you can buy me that drink then! biggrin

(Incidentally, while my schedule is often stupid, you two are always welcome on the scenic Niagara peninsula. HOWEVER, the girl is from Mississauga and her family is there, so there really is no good reason not to hook up soonish rather than laterish! We can play 90's Trivial Pursuit, even if the answer is always AOL!)