ginny

Bring me to a guitar shop, and I'll believe anything you tell me.

What's that?, pointing to Fret Fast.
It makes you play faster.
Really?

If I were your roadie, I would...

• ...carry your guitar and guitar stand.


• ...always bring you a stool when you need it.


• ...test all the mics with the phrase Hello Cleveland!


• ...put tic tacs in your pick holder.


• ...organize all your drums in order from smallest to largest.


• ...advise you on which guitars to buy. The red ones!


• ...counter-organize your cymbals from largest to smallest.


• ...high-five the other roadies after a job well done! But miss.


• ...draw pictures on post-it notes and leave them for you in secret places. Like in your guitar!


• ...counsel you on the ill effects of drugs and/or alcohol. We had a lot of fun tonight, but you know what's not fun?--freebasing.