**warning: talk of womanly things below. Not for the ... hm. men? faint of heart? Anyway, consider yourself warned. if you're frightened, listen to dogslife talking about me here **
Oh the trouble my reproductive organs cause me on a montly basis. And not just all that "Aunt Flo" mess. Oh no. I also get, and have now, an extreme heaviness and cramping in my left side due to ovulation. I couldn't run at the gym today, and sitting, let alone walking is very difficult. My periods bring not only cramping, but dizziness, lightheadedness, nausea, and...well...other digestive problems I won't mention by name. Add to this the SIX POUNDS I inevitably gain in water, the stupid tampons, the BAD mood swings, and the fact that I have to do this every month??
I am NOT a happy camper. This is supposed to compare to wet dreams? Mmmm...I don't know.
And all I want to do right now is mate. Have sex. Have babies. That's all I can think about--a wonder this body is! Apparently I'm also supposed to find other women very unattractive, and be super competetive. [I'll keep you posted on that.]
SO--if after ALL THIS, I am not fertile?????
I'll punch someone.
Oh the trouble my reproductive organs cause me on a montly basis. And not just all that "Aunt Flo" mess. Oh no. I also get, and have now, an extreme heaviness and cramping in my left side due to ovulation. I couldn't run at the gym today, and sitting, let alone walking is very difficult. My periods bring not only cramping, but dizziness, lightheadedness, nausea, and...well...other digestive problems I won't mention by name. Add to this the SIX POUNDS I inevitably gain in water, the stupid tampons, the BAD mood swings, and the fact that I have to do this every month??
I am NOT a happy camper. This is supposed to compare to wet dreams? Mmmm...I don't know.
And all I want to do right now is mate. Have sex. Have babies. That's all I can think about--a wonder this body is! Apparently I'm also supposed to find other women very unattractive, and be super competetive. [I'll keep you posted on that.]
SO--if after ALL THIS, I am not fertile?????
I'll punch someone.
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scopitone6248:
-The idea of NewCastle ice cream is indeed horrifying yet beyond intriguing at the same time. This shouldn't concern you though as you're most likely allergic to it
obd:
*backs slowly out of room. leaves cake*