Well...................
Monday, first day of the week, went by in a flash, was very busy at work, off tomorrow going to a tattoo studio where my friends work to see them before xmas. Im taking some fake parking tickets and im gonna fake fine them whilst im there. Hahaha
My friend came over with her tele earlier, well actually i went and met her and we put it in her van.....Ok.....we tried, but fucking hell it was so heavy, and it was cold and raining and some man came and helped us. haha
So ive just watched eastenders on it, i dnt normally watch crap like that but i got an indian and ate that infront of the tele, how much of a bitch is Pauline Fowler!!! Shes awful. And how much of a fanny is her son Martin? for fucks sake grow a backbone.
Anyhow now i feel fucking huge, after that food. Gonna have a bath n a cuppa tea me thinks.
OOH thorntons came into work today selling stuff and i bought a marzipan bar, god i fucking love marzipan, its probs just pure sugar like, but its lovely. I also like xmas cake with wenslydale cheese.....and a cup of tea......
I had rough sex yesterday and have got fingerprints on my leg and neck!! you could see them when i was at work today, no-one said anything tho, haha it looks like ive been proper strangeled. Nevermind, it was good.
I was going to say something else but ive forgotten now !! think ill go have my bath and daydream about yesterdays tom foolery. hahaha
Hope everyone is well.
Missredcherry not spoke to you for a while hope your ok hun, present is on its way.
Serialkiller.........
Captainhazzard
Libra
Famke.....how old are your children?
Bloomtoperish - the lipstick is great !!
EDITED
OH MY FUCKING GOD !!!! i bought some veet wax strips to do my blokes eyebrows, i normally just pluck a few out but they have gone unruly and have overgrown so i said id wax a bit then pluck a few out so it wasnt as painful plucking like 30 hairs off each eye.
Anyway ive never used them i just pluck mine, and a while back i got carried away and have spent about 2 mths letting the bald patch grow back and have been drawing it in.
Anwya i thought just now before i got in bath id take a look at my eyebrows, there were a few hairs so i thogut ''oh ill try that wax stuff''
so i did, and obviously had to do it without my glasses on, ive only gone and fukcing made a HUGE fucking bald patch !!!! it ripped like 10 fucking hairs out in a clump!!!
WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO NOW !!! IM GONNA HAVE TO DRAW IT BACK IN AND DRAW IT ON AGAIN !!!
its even worse than last time as its actually pulled a clump of hairs out and i have a full on rapper style fucking bal patch
aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhh
Monday, first day of the week, went by in a flash, was very busy at work, off tomorrow going to a tattoo studio where my friends work to see them before xmas. Im taking some fake parking tickets and im gonna fake fine them whilst im there. Hahaha
My friend came over with her tele earlier, well actually i went and met her and we put it in her van.....Ok.....we tried, but fucking hell it was so heavy, and it was cold and raining and some man came and helped us. haha
So ive just watched eastenders on it, i dnt normally watch crap like that but i got an indian and ate that infront of the tele, how much of a bitch is Pauline Fowler!!! Shes awful. And how much of a fanny is her son Martin? for fucks sake grow a backbone.
Anyhow now i feel fucking huge, after that food. Gonna have a bath n a cuppa tea me thinks.
OOH thorntons came into work today selling stuff and i bought a marzipan bar, god i fucking love marzipan, its probs just pure sugar like, but its lovely. I also like xmas cake with wenslydale cheese.....and a cup of tea......
I had rough sex yesterday and have got fingerprints on my leg and neck!! you could see them when i was at work today, no-one said anything tho, haha it looks like ive been proper strangeled. Nevermind, it was good.
I was going to say something else but ive forgotten now !! think ill go have my bath and daydream about yesterdays tom foolery. hahaha
Hope everyone is well.
Missredcherry not spoke to you for a while hope your ok hun, present is on its way.
Serialkiller.........
Captainhazzard
Libra
Famke.....how old are your children?
Bloomtoperish - the lipstick is great !!
EDITED
OH MY FUCKING GOD !!!! i bought some veet wax strips to do my blokes eyebrows, i normally just pluck a few out but they have gone unruly and have overgrown so i said id wax a bit then pluck a few out so it wasnt as painful plucking like 30 hairs off each eye.
Anyway ive never used them i just pluck mine, and a while back i got carried away and have spent about 2 mths letting the bald patch grow back and have been drawing it in.
Anwya i thought just now before i got in bath id take a look at my eyebrows, there were a few hairs so i thogut ''oh ill try that wax stuff''
so i did, and obviously had to do it without my glasses on, ive only gone and fukcing made a HUGE fucking bald patch !!!! it ripped like 10 fucking hairs out in a clump!!!
WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO NOW !!! IM GONNA HAVE TO DRAW IT BACK IN AND DRAW IT ON AGAIN !!!
its even worse than last time as its actually pulled a clump of hairs out and i have a full on rapper style fucking bal patch
aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhh
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hahha ur letter praising thing is brill....i gotta do one for u....soo here goes.
B- bestest
E- ever
C- child
K-iller
I-in the world!
ok that one was a joke....haha im sooo funny.i was just putting my "killer humour" to good use!!! haha
rght....seriously.
B- brilliant
E- ever so pretty
C- charismatic
K- killer jugulars!
I- insanely huge heart
G- glad i found her
I- in this site
N- never
G-gonna stop being her friend
E- enthusiastic
R- rare breed of female
N- never found one quite like her
I- in this world
N- now ive found her
J- jesus wept, shes got a great....
A- arse to grab hold of!