ps -- oh yeah, i've been shot at but not hit, when i was a kid doing stupid stuff. and i got stabbed and very nearly killed in a mugging almost 10 years ago -- i can email you the story or if you backspace on my journal i posted the thing there, too. hope you are feeling better.
i would gladly be nursed by yourself, but, christmas island is like at least 20 minutes away, and thats waaay to far to drive for me.
the cure for any headache is to drink water and listen to lots of oingo boingo.