thanks to the incredible generosity of dana (yourdaughter) i had a lovely birthday. we spent the whole day together, which was even more special considering i hadnt seen her for a few months. she took me down to las olas and we had lunch at mangos (the waitor hooked it up with a free birthday brownie sunday). then we walked around and peeked into boutiques we neither could afford or had any desire to shop in. i think we hit up every tattoo parlor on the beach and were generally treated like jitts by all the boys who worked in them. we also stopped my the pink pussycat boutique, picked up some gay porn, and were accosted by the coolest woman (possible trany) ever. then she took me to get a manicure and pedicure and then we feasted on italian food at my boyfriend's parents' house. all in all it was a good day, the only downer being my mom in work ALL day. c'est la vie. thanks for all the birthday greetings. it made me feel all gooey inside. 
plia:
I missed your birthday. Yikes! Speaking of 'makes me hot' I'd love to add women UPS and Fed Ex drivers and vous. Tell your boyfriend he is lucky.