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Hold on to your panties, this is going to be a long one-
A. It is my anniversary- 4 years and we are still buds. - The love of my life- ASHLEY
I have been watching soo many freaking movies this week it is ridiculous- Here is the list so far for this week
1. Black Hawk Down- Josh Hartnett is sooo hot
2. The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover- Peter Greenaway is a GENIUS
3. Election- had to rent that one again
4. Garden State- pretty decent flick
5. Bourne Supremecy- I use to have a huge crush on Matt Damon, but the older he gets, the more his face looks like a horse
6. Male and Female- 1919 Silent Movie
B. I am not looking forward to going to my intership at the Mexican Consulate at 8:30am - I am not a morning person
C The award for the coolest chick on here has to go to KaraLynn- I am going to miss her dearly
D Please enjoy the following letter from out good friend Lazlo- you remeber LAZLO don't ya?
From: Lazlo Toth ...... August 15, 1991
To: President, Swanson Foods, Campbell Soup Company
Dear Sir: I have enjoyed your Hungry-Man dinners for some time now and enjoy the turkey dinner especially. The stuffing is excellent. Not long ago I visited the Richard Nixon Library and Birthplace in Yorba Linda, California. The place has some architectural flaws but, all in all, it's a fine monument to a great President. It was at the RNL&B that I got the idea of recreating historic meals from President Nixon's life -- frozen microwavable recreations of his state dinners with world leaders like deGaulle, Khruschev, Mao, Gandhi, etc. Plus meals from special occasions in his life: everyone saw his famous Watergate resignation speech but how many people know what he ate before the speech? Answer: his favorite dish, Chicken with Cauliflower, also known as the fancy name, Chicken Divan. I thought it would be a good idea if the RNL&B would serve these meals in their cafeteria but, you won't believe this -- they don't even have one! Then I thought perhaps they could sell the meals there and people could microwave them at home. But now I have a bigger idea. I plan to expand my President Nixon Historical Microwavable TV Dinner idea to other Presidents! I am now actively in the process of looking for a partner with experience in the frozen dinner field. At present I have packaging samples for 24 of the 40 Presidents. I have enclosed samples for Jimmy Carter (#38) and Gerald Ford (#37) and I am currently working on Martin Van Buren (#8) and Grover Cleveland (#22) which will bring the total to 26. You could add these dinners to the Hungry-Man line and call them "Hungry-President Dinners" but I would prefer calling them "Fit for a President Microwave Dinners" and use the Presidential Seal as our logo. I have tested all the meals myself and they are delicious,
Hold on to your panties, this is going to be a long one-
A. It is my anniversary- 4 years and we are still buds. - The love of my life- ASHLEY
I have been watching soo many freaking movies this week it is ridiculous- Here is the list so far for this week
1. Black Hawk Down- Josh Hartnett is sooo hot
2. The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover- Peter Greenaway is a GENIUS
3. Election- had to rent that one again
4. Garden State- pretty decent flick
5. Bourne Supremecy- I use to have a huge crush on Matt Damon, but the older he gets, the more his face looks like a horse
6. Male and Female- 1919 Silent Movie
B. I am not looking forward to going to my intership at the Mexican Consulate at 8:30am - I am not a morning person
C The award for the coolest chick on here has to go to KaraLynn- I am going to miss her dearly
D Please enjoy the following letter from out good friend Lazlo- you remeber LAZLO don't ya?
From: Lazlo Toth ...... August 15, 1991
To: President, Swanson Foods, Campbell Soup Company
Dear Sir: I have enjoyed your Hungry-Man dinners for some time now and enjoy the turkey dinner especially. The stuffing is excellent. Not long ago I visited the Richard Nixon Library and Birthplace in Yorba Linda, California. The place has some architectural flaws but, all in all, it's a fine monument to a great President. It was at the RNL&B that I got the idea of recreating historic meals from President Nixon's life -- frozen microwavable recreations of his state dinners with world leaders like deGaulle, Khruschev, Mao, Gandhi, etc. Plus meals from special occasions in his life: everyone saw his famous Watergate resignation speech but how many people know what he ate before the speech? Answer: his favorite dish, Chicken with Cauliflower, also known as the fancy name, Chicken Divan. I thought it would be a good idea if the RNL&B would serve these meals in their cafeteria but, you won't believe this -- they don't even have one! Then I thought perhaps they could sell the meals there and people could microwave them at home. But now I have a bigger idea. I plan to expand my President Nixon Historical Microwavable TV Dinner idea to other Presidents! I am now actively in the process of looking for a partner with experience in the frozen dinner field. At present I have packaging samples for 24 of the 40 Presidents. I have enclosed samples for Jimmy Carter (#38) and Gerald Ford (#37) and I am currently working on Martin Van Buren (#8) and Grover Cleveland (#22) which will bring the total to 26. You could add these dinners to the Hungry-Man line and call them "Hungry-President Dinners" but I would prefer calling them "Fit for a President Microwave Dinners" and use the Presidential Seal as our logo. I have tested all the meals myself and they are delicious,
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