Couple fun stories for you today.
My roommate Razlo was watching TV one night while I was in the shower and caught an ad for a local strip club called Mark's Showplace. He didn't really think much of it, as it's an old ad that's aired a bunch of times before. But this time, there was something a little different about it. Mainly the tagline of TOPLESS MIDGETS! FEBRAURY 7-9!
He interrupted my shower to ask me if I wanted to go. Of course I said yes. This was an opportunity that could not be passed up.
So Razlo, my good friend Maavus, and I made a Thursday night trip to the local strip club to see a midget get naked.
The little stripper in question was 3' 9" lady named Tiny Tina, and even though her show was supposed to go on at 10, the club held it back until midnight to let their regular girls get a shot to make some cash. The wait was a fun time though, even if I felt incredibly awkward at a strip club. I've never been to one before, and I just really wasn't sure what to do with myself, especially when Razlo put dollars down in front of me and ladies I never met before started sticking their asses in my face. I'm not complaining, as I rather enjoyed the view, but I couldn't help but feel slightly weirded out. The heavily tattooed lady and the seemingly gravity-manipulating pole dancer were our favorites, and we dig decorated ladies and women who can do bitchin' stunts (especially while topless). The worst was one lady who was so unnattractive and made so little money at our table that she actually put her clothes back on in the middle of our show. We felt especially awkward trying not to make eye contact with her so she wouldn't head our way.
So at midnight Tiny Tina finally hit the stage. It was definitely a spectacle. A lot of people turned out to see her. A lot of people who obviously weren't used to going to strip clubs (like me), a whole lot of women, a lot of guys who obviously go to strip clubs too often, even the other dancers themselves gathered round. As Razlo put it, it was like a scene from a movie. People were just tossing wads of cash into the air in her direction, making dollars just rain down over the stage. She made more money in about 10 minutes then nearly every other girl in the club combined.
All and all, it was a very enjoyable time. Though I didn't get a whole lot of sleep that night, as we didn't get home until nearly 1 am, making me quite a bit tired for work the next day. Though I didn't really do a whole ton of working on Friday, as someone tried to set my store on fire and we had to evacuate.
My roommate Razlo was watching TV one night while I was in the shower and caught an ad for a local strip club called Mark's Showplace. He didn't really think much of it, as it's an old ad that's aired a bunch of times before. But this time, there was something a little different about it. Mainly the tagline of TOPLESS MIDGETS! FEBRAURY 7-9!
He interrupted my shower to ask me if I wanted to go. Of course I said yes. This was an opportunity that could not be passed up.
So Razlo, my good friend Maavus, and I made a Thursday night trip to the local strip club to see a midget get naked.
The little stripper in question was 3' 9" lady named Tiny Tina, and even though her show was supposed to go on at 10, the club held it back until midnight to let their regular girls get a shot to make some cash. The wait was a fun time though, even if I felt incredibly awkward at a strip club. I've never been to one before, and I just really wasn't sure what to do with myself, especially when Razlo put dollars down in front of me and ladies I never met before started sticking their asses in my face. I'm not complaining, as I rather enjoyed the view, but I couldn't help but feel slightly weirded out. The heavily tattooed lady and the seemingly gravity-manipulating pole dancer were our favorites, and we dig decorated ladies and women who can do bitchin' stunts (especially while topless). The worst was one lady who was so unnattractive and made so little money at our table that she actually put her clothes back on in the middle of our show. We felt especially awkward trying not to make eye contact with her so she wouldn't head our way.
So at midnight Tiny Tina finally hit the stage. It was definitely a spectacle. A lot of people turned out to see her. A lot of people who obviously weren't used to going to strip clubs (like me), a whole lot of women, a lot of guys who obviously go to strip clubs too often, even the other dancers themselves gathered round. As Razlo put it, it was like a scene from a movie. People were just tossing wads of cash into the air in her direction, making dollars just rain down over the stage. She made more money in about 10 minutes then nearly every other girl in the club combined.
All and all, it was a very enjoyable time. Though I didn't get a whole lot of sleep that night, as we didn't get home until nearly 1 am, making me quite a bit tired for work the next day. Though I didn't really do a whole ton of working on Friday, as someone tried to set my store on fire and we had to evacuate.
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