i've been promising myself an account for years, and i guess i've met a few you over those years (unsuspectingly of course). it almost feels like being let into some secret club that everyone else knows about.... i like being here that's for sure. anyway, it's tuesday lunchtime, my eyes are still crusted shut, my head feels like it's folded in half, it's pretty nice to feel like this on a weekday without the responsibility of 24 little girls - they'd eat me alive right now. it happened once too. we had a 'meet the parents night' at school one night last year. we met them, but there was too much free wine floating around and i get nervous sometimes with the parents, so i drank a lot. got drunk and chewed off the ear of a parent who i now know not to mess around with. then after two hours or so had to run to catch an oxxxes with my friends chris keily and cass mccombs. NEVER get drunk with these two. to cut a boring story short when i got to school the next day, my kids could detect something wrong with me and when they came to give me a hug just decided to push me over and jump on me instead.