gilberto

REPTILIANS. Man are they crazy. My friend DJ Wintergreen has one and it likes to lick people when they come over. Which would be fine if it just licked my choda, but everytime I go to play with the thing it licks my eyeballs and it hurts like a bee stinging a babies nipples. So I had to throw wintergreen perfume at it to stop and even then it just started laughing at me and ran away under the bed.

NOTE TO SELF: kill this reptilian when DJ Wintergreen sleeps.