gigondas

more best of the Nine.


Hey, silly.
How you feeling this morning?

Like toasted ass.

Oh my. I can't stop laughing. My
stomach is hurting.

Too much chocolate?

Ha. I've heard of that. So
when and where you gonna take me out?

Crap.

Honey, I was drunk. There's
still wine in my beard...

BELCH.

Later on I get pictures from two other girls and
messages to call them and I have to wonder
what that fourth bottle
got me
in
to.

One of the pictures is of a Unicorn and one has a duckface.
Both are from women that would swear
they swore me off years
ago.

I guess one looks very attractive standing on
a cliff which is somewhat
flattering
but

actually
just
makes
me
a jerk.