Oh wowz.
Last night.
Renata and I went to the Rainbow in W. Hollywood in hopes of getting to hang with someone hot like...
Dave Navarro
and/or
Slash
Instead, we were beyond fortunate enough to be seated at the table next to/ and eye-effed by
Ron Jeremy
and
Dennis Hof (owner and proprietor of the Bunny Ranch and brothel in lovely Nevada)
Come on! Late night Cathouse on HBO anyone?!
Anyway, that was awkward and weird...but mainly hilarious. Thank god I was mildly buzzed.
Then we got invited to a pornstar party...not by Ron...and politely declined.
Tonight should be mega awesome. Going to the 3 of Clubs to listen to the wonderful DJ stylings of Eugene Hutz.
My Ukrainian man crush from Gogol Bordello.
Hopefully we will make out.
If we do, I will let you know.
Glory!!!!!
Last night.
Renata and I went to the Rainbow in W. Hollywood in hopes of getting to hang with someone hot like...
Dave Navarro

and/or
Slash

Instead, we were beyond fortunate enough to be seated at the table next to/ and eye-effed by
Ron Jeremy

and
Dennis Hof (owner and proprietor of the Bunny Ranch and brothel in lovely Nevada)

Come on! Late night Cathouse on HBO anyone?!
Anyway, that was awkward and weird...but mainly hilarious. Thank god I was mildly buzzed.
Then we got invited to a pornstar party...not by Ron...and politely declined.
Tonight should be mega awesome. Going to the 3 of Clubs to listen to the wonderful DJ stylings of Eugene Hutz.

My Ukrainian man crush from Gogol Bordello.
Hopefully we will make out.
If we do, I will let you know.
Glory!!!!!
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You should have asked Eugene if you could have a mustache ride!!!