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Hot damn. Is it just me or is this "matchmaker" seriously THE most homely woman alive?
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Problem is she is in love with herself...and she has the WORST show on television. I like to think of myself as a reality television aficionado and honestly, Million Dollar Matchmaker is ho-rrible.
I'd rather watch Tyra Banks pose and talk for 24 hours straight about how fucking original and amazing she is...and trust me I can't stand that tranny. At least with Tyra I get to feel an internal surge of immense rage...something!...Patti Stanger on the other hand is like a runny egg sandwich dripping with effing boredom.
Wow. I need to go to sleep.
...wtf?
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gia, come save me from ohio please.