Hot damn. Is it just me or is this "matchmaker" seriously THE most homely woman alive?
Problem is she is in love with herself...and she has the WORST show on television. I like to think of myself as a reality television aficionado and honestly, Million Dollar Matchmaker is ho-rrible.
I'd rather watch Tyra Banks pose and talk for 24 hours straight about how fucking original and amazing she is...and trust me I can't stand that tranny. At least with Tyra I get to feel an internal surge of immense rage...something!...Patti Stanger on the other hand is like a runny egg sandwich dripping with effing boredom.
Wow. I need to go to sleep.
...wtf?
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gia, come save me from ohio please.