Its funny to think about. . . how many whack off to the thought of me. Really it is . . . I never thought about it till early weee this morn. I rolled over hugging my pillow thinking damn I need to get laid. And then my mind started going a hundred miles per minute about all sorts. One in particular was that there's plenty I had sex with last night. Maybe I didn't get to experience it but there was plenty of guys and prob some girls who maybe jerked off to my image. We all have someone out there fantasizing about us. Just think ladies that amazing little skirt u trotted in the office today will trigger the echoing of whacking later tonight. . . blah yea I know gross! Something to cringe about later today when I go to work. Guys always smile when they pass by me before they skip to the bathroom. I wonder why the hell they take so long in the bathroom. Not that I count the minutes ... well maybe I do. I get bored easily. But yea for all I know they could be jerking off to that image of me sitting dazed in the seat ... or maybe they are all just constipated and that's why they take so long in the restroom. ::shrugs::
So I am figuring should I live in New Orleans or LA? I can't figure where I want to move. . . or maybe I should just move to NYC. Not sure yet . . . but I got to figure that out before September rolls around. What do u think? I also need a roomie. . . hmmmmm
So I am figuring should I live in New Orleans or LA? I can't figure where I want to move. . . or maybe I should just move to NYC. Not sure yet . . . but I got to figure that out before September rolls around. What do u think? I also need a roomie. . . hmmmmm
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rickroyal:
That tactic seems to work for me, too. Talk about something inconsequential for a few mintues to set the mood. Seems to work.
tygertyger:
You should live in *all* those places... but I'd recommend L.A. first. And be damn careful who you decide to live with - it'll save you untold grief later on.