Me: thank you for chosing tim hortins; how may i help you today?
cutomer: just a black large coffee
Me: ::looks coy at sara and smiles big:: Sir would you like a muffin with that?
cutomer: no
Me: why not? mmmmmmmm muffins . . . .
customer: nah
me: what do you have against muffins?
cutomers: umm nothing
me: why not have one? they say eat me ::squeeeks "eat me"::
cutomer:: ::chuckels:: um no
me:: ::sighs exagerated:: ok then well that comes to $1.50 please pull up
up front he gave me this bazar look. . . wow he was so cute.
Me: thank you for cuddeling with tim hortins. . . .
cutomer: what? o large coffee.
me: that will come to $1.50
Sara pintched me and told me to be nice.
Me: ::eyes widen:: Muffins!
Customer:: ::laughs:: yea turkey sandwich and one small coffee
Me: no muffin ::acts all sad::
Cutomer: no muffin
no one likes muffins i guess
Me: thank you for coming to tim hortins. . . how may i um help you?
Customer: what kind of muffins you have?
Me: ::looks at sara ready to giggle::
Sara: ::laughs on intercom:: um we have :list muffins::
Me: do you know the muffin man? O.o
Customer: wha!?
Me: I asked you do you know the muffin man?
Customer: ::laughs::
Ok sara says now i do need to take a drug test
Me: how may i help you today?
Customer: I want a muffin!
Me: Whoopie do! :-X
Customer: and lots of butter!
Me: BUTTER!
Customer: BUTTER!
Me and customer: BUTTER!
Sara stares at me and asked what the fuck do i do to the customers to make them so nutty. :-P
"candy you are a cartoon. . . the way your face is so animated and the way you are able to make all those voices." -Sara
I raise my eyebrows and use different voices on the intercom. or i mock the customers . . .
Cutomer: LIKE IS SOMEONE THERE!
Me: LIKE TOTALY
My manager heard me. . . but i dont think she ever fire me. ^.^
. . . . Customer: and ummmmmmmmmm yea coffee
Me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm $1.50
Sara cant control herself around me shes always laughing. Its not really funny what i do. . . im just a asshole. but i guess its funny because im really polite and then i have this light side of me that can be kind of mean but in a silly way.
Some guy in drive threw said he wanted my muffin. . . that made me want to hide in the back storage room for a while. scary.. . . he was so ugly too. >.<
I mention about dunkin donuts munchins. sara started laughing asking if i do drugs. she didnt believe me that that donut holes at dunkin donuts use to have little men in bakers outfits on the box of munchins. I kept saying they were tinny munchkin bakers. she laughed and said i was totaly tripping. . . i said i remember the box when i was five. FIVE??!!! Yea i remember stuff from that age. . . i remember random things.
Sara thinks maybe i was tramatized by munchinks and thats why i remember the box.
Sara: candy the munchin bakers arent munchkins
Me: yes they are! they bake munchins the size of themselves. . . thats how i know that they are munchinks.
Sara: ::laughs::
Me: dont laugh its true. . . tinny men make munchikins!
Sara: how do you know those are bakers? do they wear tinny baker hats??? huuu???
Me: yea they do . . . little white baker hats and baker uniforms
Sara and the other few in the store laugh
whats so funny i was serious. . . munchkins make munchkins
ok yea i do see how trippy i am :-P
Me asking Steven from mighty taco that comes threw my drive through: dude! dont munchkins make munchikins at dunkin donuts.
Steven: yea OMG i remember that. .
Sara: OK we all have to hang out sometime and you kids have to hook me up with what ever shit you guys burn.
Me: no really munchkins make munchinks
Steven: YEA THEY DO. . . .Little puggy bakers
Sara: ::laughs histerical::
Me: ::laughs at air filled munchkins in her head::
Sara: :: looks at me:: Steven doesnt fuckin count!
Me: why?
Sara: he is a thirty year old man that hangs with teenagers and skates boards all day. . . and he is wired like nothing else.
Me: ::frowns:: Steven isnt that nuts. . . Munchkins do make munchkins.
O.o doesnt anyone believe me? come on someone got to know what im talking about! >.
cutomer: just a black large coffee
Me: ::looks coy at sara and smiles big:: Sir would you like a muffin with that?
cutomer: no
Me: why not? mmmmmmmm muffins . . . .
customer: nah
me: what do you have against muffins?
cutomers: umm nothing
me: why not have one? they say eat me ::squeeeks "eat me"::
cutomer:: ::chuckels:: um no
me:: ::sighs exagerated:: ok then well that comes to $1.50 please pull up
up front he gave me this bazar look. . . wow he was so cute.
Me: thank you for cuddeling with tim hortins. . . .
cutomer: what? o large coffee.
me: that will come to $1.50
Sara pintched me and told me to be nice.
Me: ::eyes widen:: Muffins!
Customer:: ::laughs:: yea turkey sandwich and one small coffee
Me: no muffin ::acts all sad::
Cutomer: no muffin
no one likes muffins i guess
Me: thank you for coming to tim hortins. . . how may i um help you?
Customer: what kind of muffins you have?
Me: ::looks at sara ready to giggle::
Sara: ::laughs on intercom:: um we have :list muffins::
Me: do you know the muffin man? O.o
Customer: wha!?
Me: I asked you do you know the muffin man?
Customer: ::laughs::
Ok sara says now i do need to take a drug test
Me: how may i help you today?
Customer: I want a muffin!
Me: Whoopie do! :-X
Customer: and lots of butter!
Me: BUTTER!
Customer: BUTTER!
Me and customer: BUTTER!
Sara stares at me and asked what the fuck do i do to the customers to make them so nutty. :-P
"candy you are a cartoon. . . the way your face is so animated and the way you are able to make all those voices." -Sara
I raise my eyebrows and use different voices on the intercom. or i mock the customers . . .
Cutomer: LIKE IS SOMEONE THERE!
Me: LIKE TOTALY
My manager heard me. . . but i dont think she ever fire me. ^.^
. . . . Customer: and ummmmmmmmmm yea coffee
Me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm $1.50
Sara cant control herself around me shes always laughing. Its not really funny what i do. . . im just a asshole. but i guess its funny because im really polite and then i have this light side of me that can be kind of mean but in a silly way.
Some guy in drive threw said he wanted my muffin. . . that made me want to hide in the back storage room for a while. scary.. . . he was so ugly too. >.<
I mention about dunkin donuts munchins. sara started laughing asking if i do drugs. she didnt believe me that that donut holes at dunkin donuts use to have little men in bakers outfits on the box of munchins. I kept saying they were tinny munchkin bakers. she laughed and said i was totaly tripping. . . i said i remember the box when i was five. FIVE??!!! Yea i remember stuff from that age. . . i remember random things.
Sara thinks maybe i was tramatized by munchinks and thats why i remember the box.
Sara: candy the munchin bakers arent munchkins
Me: yes they are! they bake munchins the size of themselves. . . thats how i know that they are munchinks.
Sara: ::laughs::
Me: dont laugh its true. . . tinny men make munchikins!
Sara: how do you know those are bakers? do they wear tinny baker hats??? huuu???
Me: yea they do . . . little white baker hats and baker uniforms
Sara and the other few in the store laugh
whats so funny i was serious. . . munchkins make munchkins
ok yea i do see how trippy i am :-P
Me asking Steven from mighty taco that comes threw my drive through: dude! dont munchkins make munchikins at dunkin donuts.
Steven: yea OMG i remember that. .
Sara: OK we all have to hang out sometime and you kids have to hook me up with what ever shit you guys burn.
Me: no really munchkins make munchinks
Steven: YEA THEY DO. . . .Little puggy bakers
Sara: ::laughs histerical::
Me: ::laughs at air filled munchkins in her head::
Sara: :: looks at me:: Steven doesnt fuckin count!
Me: why?
Sara: he is a thirty year old man that hangs with teenagers and skates boards all day. . . and he is wired like nothing else.
Me: ::frowns:: Steven isnt that nuts. . . Munchkins do make munchkins.
O.o doesnt anyone believe me? come on someone got to know what im talking about! >.
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goth_cowboy:
lolol 
edsobo:
I remember the munchkins.