giddytomato

I got an email today announcing my ten year class reunion.....
It's November 11th, at the Crown Reef Resort in Myrtle Beach SC...
Ok, so here goes....7 months left to:
1. Lose 20 lbs
2. Get a boob job
3. get a "real" job
4. buy a new car
5. make my first million....


ok, so maybe I can lose 10 lbs before then.....

I should take some of my very special brownies to the the reunion...that'd be fun...It will also make me feel a lot better to see how fat some people have gotten. Nothing makes you feel better about yourself than making fun of other people. At least I'm about the same looks wise as I was then. Better hair though...my skin is still not great, but it's better too...
I just always thought I'd go back driving a porsche, wearing prada, and I would have just returned from the Meditteranean on some assignment for the U.N. or something...

oh well, so I have a (verrah)crappy job, small boobs, and I'm a slacker.stoner.loser. I live in south florida, go to the beach year round....I sleep til noon and drink way too much expensive wine. I also have a smoking hot boyfriend, no responsibilities (other than those pesky student loans), and I have traveled the U.S. following Phish....Maybe that isn't something to brag about.....in fact it probably makes me more of a dork....It's all just my way of "sticking it to the man"

as an aside, have you noticed how much you are hearing that term "sticking it to the man" lately? it's on t.v. commercials....in casual conversation...kinda weird....like it's have a rennaissance...hmph...