giddytomato

So, a couple of days ago D and I caught a special on VH1 on the "secret life of swingers revealed" or something like that...Basically it was a mini-documentary on people in the swinging lifestyle today.....supposedly more modern or whatever. Of course, me being bisexual, I was a little interested in this. We've talked about having threesomes....but the problem I've always had with that is that it's my opinion is that anymore than one penis in the room is too many penises...penii?? Kinda a problem that I'm part of a couple, including a man, but I would never even consider getting involved with another couple. It's really limited my options I guess...I have no problem with a woman i'm hooking up with BEING part of a couple...I just don't want the guy there....To add insult to injury....i don't "play" without d.....it's our rule....it's too close to cheating....
So, our "playing" has been severly limited to my imaginary relationship with jenna jameson....hehehe...
I'm in pretty good humor over the whole thing....although there are times when my girl-lust overcomes me and we have an issue...

Anyways, back to the VH1 thing....have you ever noticed that people that identify themselves as "swingers" are pretty generally unattractive? This guy on the show "greggo" throws swingers parties in his NYC loft...and beforehand they are interviewing him....and he says there is a screening process where he makes sure the people are in shape (count me out) and attractive (I have my days)......Then I see the people he lets into the party...and with VERY few exceptions.....they are LOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRRSSSSS!!!
I'm all for subculture peeps.....whatever you want to wear/do is fine with me....but let's get realistic...these people are fucking weirdos man... And very, very low rent (man that sounds snobby)....but their complete wardrobe could be purchased at KMart....Lots of bad mall hair too.....white rain hairspray and mousse....These are people I imagine keeping their socks on during sex......
Let's review....SG's in nothing but knee high fuzzy socks...HAWT....
Long haired effiminate guy getting it on with his stained gym socks on in a dark, dirty looking swingers club.....NAWT HAWT!
Maybe I'm being a little judgemental...but I've looked at the swinger mags and websites...and I just think they'd get more people to join the movement if they had more attractive people as their spokesmodels....

I guess I'm just too picky about who I get naked with.

P.S. FSU is holding their own with Doooke, here's to hoping they beat them!