ghostwriter71

So this week's @bloghomework is one wherein we have been tasked with laying on the cheese. Lame jokes, eh @rambo ? All I can say is, "You asked for it!"

Lame Joke #1

A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender walks up to the horse and says, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

Lame Joke #2

Q: Why are pool tables green?
A: If...
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I want to send a huge THANK YOU to @rambo and @missy and anyone else who had a hand in the Valentine's Day contest. I've won some cool prizes in my lifetime but this one is far and away the coolest.

So how does it feel to be a lifetime member of SuicideGirls? It feels something like this:

This week's @bloghomework is an easy one for me. I'll list my picks in descending order.

5. Fortress Around Your Heart by Sting - I love the imagery in this song. I also love the intro/chord progression that runs through the verses.

4. Round Here by Counting Crows - This song grabbed hold of me and wouldn't let go the first time I head it....
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OK, you asked for it (and I WANT that lifetime membership)...

Our story begins on a balmy late-September day back in 1989.

Wait... what does this have to do with Valentine's Day? You'll have to keep reading.

I was a freshman in college and I had been on-campus only about three weeks. My girlfriend and I at the time had gotten really serious. How...
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The geekiest thing about me is that I still use a laptop. Difficulty: Macbook Pro.

When I'm not using it for work I use it as a multi-emulator playing Atari 2600, MSDOS and Sega Genesis games. My favorite video game is still Space Ace, which I also play on my Macbook Pro.

Bonus detail: I once did a clean sweep of all the computers...
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If you could go back in time and change one thing from your past what would it be?

The one thing I would change from my past? That's easy.

When I was 13 I went to a Baptist Bible camp and "found" Jesus. I wound up spending my entire teenage existence in church and youth groups, letting other people dictate my morals, letting other...
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When they changed the format of the site a while back I really wasn't diggin' the changes at all. The site was clunky, it was hard to find stuff, some stuff just flat out disappeared... it was shit. Let's just put it out there. They took the best site on the Internet and turned it to shit overnight.

So I decided to stop paying for...
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