applied mathematics, lesson number one bitches.
twenty-four beers, divided by three people, equals one "i would kiss you right now".
one "i would kiss you right now" is, of course, the equivalent of one very decent friendship gone done the drain. because, as we all unfortunately know, one very drunk, very sloppy kiss equals bad, regrettable sex.
one life near the end is equal to a strong desire to say "fuck it all, lets give it a shot."
so add one "fuck it all, lets give it a shot." to one "i would kiss you right now.", ignoring variables such as the love of another, and the boyfriend in another country, to one very large combination of gatorade and vodka to three more yeunglings and a major infusion of jack.
what do we have, students?
thank god i have self-respect, thats what we get motherfuckers.
...and now, go buy the new Armor For Sleep, cause it's good enough to make me feel ok about this ridiculous excuse for a night out.
twenty-four beers, divided by three people, equals one "i would kiss you right now".
one "i would kiss you right now" is, of course, the equivalent of one very decent friendship gone done the drain. because, as we all unfortunately know, one very drunk, very sloppy kiss equals bad, regrettable sex.
one life near the end is equal to a strong desire to say "fuck it all, lets give it a shot."
so add one "fuck it all, lets give it a shot." to one "i would kiss you right now.", ignoring variables such as the love of another, and the boyfriend in another country, to one very large combination of gatorade and vodka to three more yeunglings and a major infusion of jack.
what do we have, students?
thank god i have self-respect, thats what we get motherfuckers.
...and now, go buy the new Armor For Sleep, cause it's good enough to make me feel ok about this ridiculous excuse for a night out.