ghostsandvodka

oh god. i just had one of those intensely depressing moments where i finally convinced myself that not only am i inferior to everyone, but it's so glaringly obvious that i will forever be doomed to a life of complete and utter despair. alone forever. a friendless, jobless, pathetic waste of oxygen that would better serve mankind as fertilizer.

it was awful.

then my kitten licked my ankle, and that shit tickled.

i just may need a drink.