Drunk on a Monday
All of my friends say that this is wrong
But I can work a thousand days without a pitchfork in my hand
I'm sorry for all the words that come across as a variation of cream corn
But I'll never apologize for the times I've lied to tell you that this is the truth
I want to fondle all the girls in the stereo
Lean back and watch all the stars fall
Wondering what it is like to be a bear in a cave and
whip up pancakes with my other hand
I'll forget to mention this when I'm sober but I'm really happy to be
growing older
I'll just ride this wave of disconcerting memories
Wax fantastic
Make myself throw up all the nouns and adjectives that are interjected
Listen to the bugs crawl
Goodness gracious
Woe is me
Can't seem to learn the craft
I'll visit Mercury and light up my cigarette
Can't waste another minute
That's all that I have
All of my friends say that this is wrong
But I can work a thousand days without a pitchfork in my hand
I'm sorry for all the words that come across as a variation of cream corn
But I'll never apologize for the times I've lied to tell you that this is the truth
I want to fondle all the girls in the stereo
Lean back and watch all the stars fall
Wondering what it is like to be a bear in a cave and
whip up pancakes with my other hand
I'll forget to mention this when I'm sober but I'm really happy to be
growing older
I'll just ride this wave of disconcerting memories
Wax fantastic
Make myself throw up all the nouns and adjectives that are interjected
Listen to the bugs crawl
Goodness gracious
Woe is me
Can't seem to learn the craft
I'll visit Mercury and light up my cigarette
Can't waste another minute
That's all that I have