So I was getting lunch at this awesome new organic place that just opened right by my office. The girl behind the counter is BEAUTIFUL, so I decide to test my luck and try to get her number. We chat for a few mins, and everything is going well, she's being really flirty and I just went for it. She was all about it, so after I got her number I was just like "you know what...I'm going away this weekend so why don't we hang out before that". We set up plans for Friday.
I went back to work and was eating my lunch (she hooked me up with some extra chicken haha) and she must have called her mom to tell her about what happens. Turns out her mom is my new secretary
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There is now no way I can ever go near this girl, as I have been banned from hanging out with coworkers and their children after some shenanigans I pulled in the past. Bummer, this girl was exactly what I was looking for. Not too many platinum blondes with half sleeves and blue eyes out there.
Did I mention she was wearing Hard Tail pants
I really love hard tail pants.
I went back to work and was eating my lunch (she hooked me up with some extra chicken haha) and she must have called her mom to tell her about what happens. Turns out her mom is my new secretary
.
There is now no way I can ever go near this girl, as I have been banned from hanging out with coworkers and their children after some shenanigans I pulled in the past. Bummer, this girl was exactly what I was looking for. Not too many platinum blondes with half sleeves and blue eyes out there.
Did I mention she was wearing Hard Tail pants
I really love hard tail pants.
joenobody:
thanx. there's a guy at my mma school named mike who trained out at extreme couture in vegas. he's a black guy about 5'8" and he's bald with a beard. i think he said rampage is his cousin. he moved his whole family out there to train and had to move back because things didn't go right. i was wondering if you'd met him.