gersguy

Hello World!

If you didn't all know......my little sister is getting married next Saturday. So what does that mean? Well another four days in Wisconsin for me! Well it also means that my little sis is going to be happy. She was so unhappy and drug through hell. It was a breath of fresh air when she met her husband to be. He is a pretty stand up guy and we have a lot in common. Besides the drinking of dark beers and listening of punk and skin music, we also share the same morals, beliefs and we went to high school together. He has kind of done the same thing I have. Left his hometown for a while and came back after he had been there and done that. I respect him. From what I understand at the wedding we, the groomsman, are all wearing black dickes, black polo shirts and our boots. Will make for a good picture I think. They will have a lot of music playing all the time. My parents are really excited and my mom will cry. I love happy family moments. We haven't always had the best times when we got together. Too many loses and stuff too many times. To get together for a happy thing makes me smile from ear to ear.

Now for some Dropkick Murphys:

I play in a band
We're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a hand full you'll see

So kiss me, I'm shit faced
and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
She kissed me!
And I only bought her one round

I can bench press a car
I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up
I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I designed the Sears tower
I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter
And girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid

I'm the man of the night
A real ladies delight
See, my figure was chisled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I own a house on the hill with a red water bed
It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game

Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?

I'm a pitiful sight
And I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chisled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar
No woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone

But just give me a chance
Cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man
No more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home