Retail or dealing with the public in any perspective can suck royal balls.
Have old customers calling me several times a day because of issues with a new rep. NOT MY DEAL DICKHEADS! As of December of last year I am not longer a rep. All I am is an ASSistant. When you call someone and you want something, don't give that person a message with an attitude. All that makes me do is smack "7" for DELETE BITCHES and act like you never called!! It's like my friends keep telling me, "don't get worked up over any of this because it's not your deal". It's hard though. You spend years building relationships with customers only to have them all splatter like wet dog shit.
ok....enough bitching. Happy thoughts.
This Friday a few friends are coming out of New York City to visit. Will be fun and hopefully I will remember a camera. Looking forward to that.
Cleaned a bit last night and watched X: The Unheard Music. Great film that was shot back in 1986 showing X all together and happy.
Well enough is enough. Have protested long enough. Have to go to work now. Going to take one of these and head out:
Happy day to all of you in SG land.
edited to add:
So Your 30
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any
of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those
%&@.. kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes
around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments
go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of
McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of
the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would
severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good
shit."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces
"I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer
is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a
bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you
congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the
hell happened?"
Bonus:
26: You read this entire list looking desperately
for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find
one to save your sorry old ass.
Have old customers calling me several times a day because of issues with a new rep. NOT MY DEAL DICKHEADS! As of December of last year I am not longer a rep. All I am is an ASSistant. When you call someone and you want something, don't give that person a message with an attitude. All that makes me do is smack "7" for DELETE BITCHES and act like you never called!! It's like my friends keep telling me, "don't get worked up over any of this because it's not your deal". It's hard though. You spend years building relationships with customers only to have them all splatter like wet dog shit.
ok....enough bitching. Happy thoughts.
This Friday a few friends are coming out of New York City to visit. Will be fun and hopefully I will remember a camera. Looking forward to that.
Cleaned a bit last night and watched X: The Unheard Music. Great film that was shot back in 1986 showing X all together and happy.
Well enough is enough. Have protested long enough. Have to go to work now. Going to take one of these and head out:
Happy day to all of you in SG land.
edited to add:
So Your 30
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any
of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those
%&@.. kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes
around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments
go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of
McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of
the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would
severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good
shit."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces
"I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer
is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a
bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you
congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit what the
hell happened?"
Bonus:
26: You read this entire list looking desperately
for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find
one to save your sorry old ass.
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jamielee:
Oh douchebaggery. 
jamielee:
Are you calling me a gaylord, or are you a gaylord? 