Cases Of Stupid Breaking Out Over Central Maryland
There are severe cases of Stupid breaking out all over the central Maryland region today the Central Center For Advanced Studies of Stupids(CCASS) reported. The increase has been reported to have been caused by the sunny weather that has blanketed the area since Sunday. Researcher Doc. Gersh has been studying stupid people in this area and has stated he has never seen anything like it before. "There is just a wide spread stupid person disease ruining peoples life. My research has indicated that when the sun does not shine for at least nine days in a row that one's brain electrodes slowly shut down. Then when the sun does appear in the skies the re-awakening brain electrodes shoot back to life." The Doc states that the human brain is incapable of handling millions and zillions of electrodes jumping to life. "When this happens I advise humans to stay home and in bed", the Doc explains, "If they don't there is sure to be a horrific outbreak over the following days."
Other reports of a terrorist attack has been denied by all terrorist organizations. "We have ruled out any terrorist involvement in the Stupid outbreak", Senator D. Shit of Maryland said in a news conference this afternoon.
With no terrorist involvement and this just being a natural phenomena there is little that can be done. The National Center for Disease has recommended that the population stay indoors for the next few days.
Doc Gersh said that anymore days of gray skies or rain could cause the largest breakout of Stupid the world has seen since Paris Hilton decided she would become an actress.
There are severe cases of Stupid breaking out all over the central Maryland region today the Central Center For Advanced Studies of Stupids(CCASS) reported. The increase has been reported to have been caused by the sunny weather that has blanketed the area since Sunday. Researcher Doc. Gersh has been studying stupid people in this area and has stated he has never seen anything like it before. "There is just a wide spread stupid person disease ruining peoples life. My research has indicated that when the sun does not shine for at least nine days in a row that one's brain electrodes slowly shut down. Then when the sun does appear in the skies the re-awakening brain electrodes shoot back to life." The Doc states that the human brain is incapable of handling millions and zillions of electrodes jumping to life. "When this happens I advise humans to stay home and in bed", the Doc explains, "If they don't there is sure to be a horrific outbreak over the following days."
Other reports of a terrorist attack has been denied by all terrorist organizations. "We have ruled out any terrorist involvement in the Stupid outbreak", Senator D. Shit of Maryland said in a news conference this afternoon.
With no terrorist involvement and this just being a natural phenomena there is little that can be done. The National Center for Disease has recommended that the population stay indoors for the next few days.
Doc Gersh said that anymore days of gray skies or rain could cause the largest breakout of Stupid the world has seen since Paris Hilton decided she would become an actress.
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6am, are you even up then?
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