alright girls and boys today we are going to learn about the word LIMITS.. now very often this word is used but do you really know your own limits?
there is a limit to everything you do. a limit to how fast you can ride your bike. a limit to how close you can get before invading someones personal bubble. a limit to what you might say to your authority and most important a limit to your alcohol consumption.
now lets all be reminder of the importants of your limits. -dizzy nausea is past your limit. -trying to fight someone because they checked out your girlfriends tits that she put on display, is a limit. -obnoxious load yelling is past your limit. -begging for a drink is past your limit. -undeciferable speech it past your limit. -throwing up on the toilet seat is past your limit. -lighting the wrong end of the cigarette and still smoking it, is past your limits. -tripping over imaginary obstacles is past your limit. -sleeping with "unattractive in the daylight" partners is past your limit. -buying multiple girls drinks because you want one of them to be as drunk as you so you can get some and spending over $100, is past your limits.
if you fail to set, or respect your limits......
YOU WILL BE REMINDED OF YOUR LIMITS by me.... or your local bartender
this has been a public service anouncement brought to you by the nightclub alcohol service workers united
thank you and have a good weekendb
there is a limit to everything you do. a limit to how fast you can ride your bike. a limit to how close you can get before invading someones personal bubble. a limit to what you might say to your authority and most important a limit to your alcohol consumption.
now lets all be reminder of the importants of your limits. -dizzy nausea is past your limit. -trying to fight someone because they checked out your girlfriends tits that she put on display, is a limit. -obnoxious load yelling is past your limit. -begging for a drink is past your limit. -undeciferable speech it past your limit. -throwing up on the toilet seat is past your limit. -lighting the wrong end of the cigarette and still smoking it, is past your limits. -tripping over imaginary obstacles is past your limit. -sleeping with "unattractive in the daylight" partners is past your limit. -buying multiple girls drinks because you want one of them to be as drunk as you so you can get some and spending over $100, is past your limits.
if you fail to set, or respect your limits......
YOU WILL BE REMINDED OF YOUR LIMITS by me.... or your local bartender
this has been a public service anouncement brought to you by the nightclub alcohol service workers united
thank you and have a good weekendb
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what if its loud singing?
is that cool?
a rap perhaps?
maybe some yodeling?