gentlemancaller

I am very, very sorry that I haven't updated my journal in a while, I've been crazy busy, plus my computer has more viruses than a prostitutes who-ha so it's been tough to get signed on.
Anyways, this weekend JamieLee and I headed down to Washington D.C. for the fireworks and festivities and found only monsoon rains, rude hostel workers and extremely slippery marble steps and sidewalks. We had to seek refuge in the museum for most of the day, which is not a bad thing because we were planning on checking them out anyway. Well, let me tell you- I learned a lot of stuff about a lot of things in that museum and I've got the pics to prove it! First off did you know that for every big black dildo that is purchased a giraffe has to be slaughtered so that the dildo can be harvested? Here's the proof:
Also, I learned that giraffes have gigantic balls. I'm sure they taste as a good as they look
I was shocked to find out that some of our earliest ancestors were "homos". They found this out because of rainbow cave drawings, evidence of very skimpy, studded loin cloths and a primative glory hole in a cave wall.
They have made a wax statue of the very first SG ever... ain't she purdy???
JamieLee likes to smooch on buffalo ass... that was definitely news to me
Finally, you can actually buy a 4 inch ass in the gift shop of the Natural History Museum. Who'd of thunk it?

I hope that was as informative for you as it was for me and Jamie. The fireworks were totally amazing as well. You've never seen fireworks until you've seen them in DC. They had better be awesome its the nations capitol for christs sake. All in all, the weekend ruled and I have gained so much knowledge that my heads ready to explode! Diggity- check yourself before you wreck yourself fools