once apon a time in mexico....... has to be the most terrible movie EVER made... step aside gigli... this movie made me ashamed to play guitar..hell ...afterward i had to put all my guitars in the closet.. the movie was like a fucking softcore movie minus the nudity... terrible.. i was wishing for horatio sans to jump out of the background and say..noooooooooooooooooo tooo sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxyyyy ... but it never happened. Fuck, i feel like i have been watching waterworld and the Pest for 48 hours straight. 
thanks for saving me.
but i've heard differing things.
not going to see it either way.
have you seen amercan splendor?