Because someone called me so last week!!!
I'm getting ready to work on a recital book we're working on. Its tedious and we ll just plain annoying. Some of the things these people write! And who names their kid Mackenzie anymore anyway!
Oh my little twinkle toes
We are so proud of you and your dancing feet.
you shine like a star in the night when you dance to the beat.
Well thats peobably the best version! Every little girl, according to her parents, is a princess, shining star, "TIny Dancer",
And the names! Whoo!
Love,
Mommy, Nana, Boobie, Big Maw, Grand Pa, Nita, Coochie and La La.
What?! Who the hell..or rather WHAT the hell is a La La? Look out Mackenzie...
And of course i have to leave my tat up!
Finally, I started to do this individually to evryone's journal, but then i realized that i am a big lazy freak so to everyone who reads my journal:
YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, SEX THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) This is for any one you think is hot! (because i think all of my friends are HOTT!!!) RULES: 1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course. 2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT. 7- You should most definately get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!) Please dont take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!
I'm getting ready to work on a recital book we're working on. Its tedious and we ll just plain annoying. Some of the things these people write! And who names their kid Mackenzie anymore anyway!
Oh my little twinkle toes
We are so proud of you and your dancing feet.
you shine like a star in the night when you dance to the beat.
Well thats peobably the best version! Every little girl, according to her parents, is a princess, shining star, "TIny Dancer",
And the names! Whoo!
Love,
Mommy, Nana, Boobie, Big Maw, Grand Pa, Nita, Coochie and La La.
What?! Who the hell..or rather WHAT the hell is a La La? Look out Mackenzie...
And of course i have to leave my tat up!
Finally, I started to do this individually to evryone's journal, but then i realized that i am a big lazy freak so to everyone who reads my journal:
YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, SEX THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) This is for any one you think is hot! (because i think all of my friends are HOTT!!!) RULES: 1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course. 2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT. 7- You should most definately get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!) Please dont take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!
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YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, SEX THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course. 2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT. 7- You should most definately get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!) Please dont take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!