OK, I'm gonna try to sum up my trip to Montreal quickly.
I'll do it in point form.
THURSDAY
- Got lost on the highway and almost ended up in the States twice.
- Went to a theater for directions and played a badass round of dance dance with some little french kids. We got 0%
- When we were looking for a hotel we saw this:
For anyone in the Oshawa area, you'll know why this is funny to us. Only this Le Skratch was small and had no live music.
- We found a hotel and pretended I wasn't there so it cost less. So Natalie, Nick and I had to share a bed.
FRIDAY
- We head into downtown the next day and hit up Rue St. Catherines.:
Which was the start of everyones quest to get laid. Nick started by chatting up some gorgeous chick in Second Cup and got her name and gave her his number. She never called.
- I bought some wrist restraints at a sex shop and wore them around all day. Nick also bought a spiked neckband thing and an air freshener that had a street sign style guy eatting a chick out on a picnic table. It said Picnic Area and had an arrow.
- I found my target for vacation sex here:
The biggest HMV I've ever been in. She worked there, her name was Jade, only she pronounced it like "Zjeeodd" if you know what I'm saying. I didn't know how to talk to her because she was busy working so I couldn't really strike up a convo with her so I was straight up and was like "Ok, I don't often do this, but I'm only in town for a few days and you're super cute and I would like to get your number." She was just like "oh wow, ok". I called her later and she didn't know her work schedule yet so she said to meet her at HMV the next day and she'll let me know if she could see me.
- h0h0:
SATURDAY
- I went back to HMV for Jade and she informed me that she was scheduled to work everyday so I gave her my number and e-mail and said to get ahold of me if she wants to hang out in the next couple days. Natalie said that when I was turned around she eyefucked the shit out of me. But she never called. Ass.
- haha toucher:
- We played in front of this place, the Place D'Arts:
- When we got back to the hotel I stripped to my underwear and fucked everything in the room. And got tricked into the hall in my underwear and was locked out. I got back in, fucked some more things and got dressed.
- We met our new french friends Jean-Daniel (JD) and Cindy:
Within 5 minutes of meeting me they saw the tape of me fucking everything in my underwear.
SATURDAY
- I woke up Nick and Natalie by taking a running dive onto them bareass naked. They didn't seem to care and went back to bed. That was not the effect I planned. But I got it on tape and they enjoyed watching it over and over.
- This was the greatest place ever, if I lived closer I'd be there all the friggin time. It was some punk bar called Foufounes Electriques:
- After we got back from there we met up with JD again. He brought a bottle of Tequila and drank about half of it himself. We have some nice footage of him getting all sloppily drunk and stripping for us. That was a good night. We had to kick him out at 4 a.m. because he was being loud and drunk. That's the last we ever saw of him. But the next morning Cindy came to say bye to us and said that JD woke them all up at 4 a.m..
SUNDAY
- We decided to go to Warped Tour. Saw some familiar faces like Anti-Hero and Summer Hero and The Johnstones and Subb. We hung out with Summer Hero for a while.
- I saw HORSE the Band. Fuckin great, got their DVD and a shirt that says "HORSE the Band, bitch."
- Other bands we saw: Less Than Jake, Joan Jett, NOFX, Planet Smashers, Billy Talent, and many others.
- We got covered in so much dust that I'm still wiping it out of my eyebrows.
MONDAY
-We hit up old Montreal and started heading back:
There's so much more and I'll think of it later and fill you all in but it was great. And we got an awesome video of Nick giving us a mangina. And there was gratuitous footage of me in my underwear and/or naked.
Nobody got fucked on this vacation. Though JD was willing to give it all up for Natalie. Drunk french bastard.
I'll do it in point form.
THURSDAY
- Got lost on the highway and almost ended up in the States twice.
- Went to a theater for directions and played a badass round of dance dance with some little french kids. We got 0%
- When we were looking for a hotel we saw this:
For anyone in the Oshawa area, you'll know why this is funny to us. Only this Le Skratch was small and had no live music.
- We found a hotel and pretended I wasn't there so it cost less. So Natalie, Nick and I had to share a bed.
FRIDAY
- We head into downtown the next day and hit up Rue St. Catherines.:
Which was the start of everyones quest to get laid. Nick started by chatting up some gorgeous chick in Second Cup and got her name and gave her his number. She never called.
- I bought some wrist restraints at a sex shop and wore them around all day. Nick also bought a spiked neckband thing and an air freshener that had a street sign style guy eatting a chick out on a picnic table. It said Picnic Area and had an arrow.
- I found my target for vacation sex here:
The biggest HMV I've ever been in. She worked there, her name was Jade, only she pronounced it like "Zjeeodd" if you know what I'm saying. I didn't know how to talk to her because she was busy working so I couldn't really strike up a convo with her so I was straight up and was like "Ok, I don't often do this, but I'm only in town for a few days and you're super cute and I would like to get your number." She was just like "oh wow, ok". I called her later and she didn't know her work schedule yet so she said to meet her at HMV the next day and she'll let me know if she could see me.
- h0h0:
SATURDAY
- I went back to HMV for Jade and she informed me that she was scheduled to work everyday so I gave her my number and e-mail and said to get ahold of me if she wants to hang out in the next couple days. Natalie said that when I was turned around she eyefucked the shit out of me. But she never called. Ass.
- haha toucher:
- We played in front of this place, the Place D'Arts:
- When we got back to the hotel I stripped to my underwear and fucked everything in the room. And got tricked into the hall in my underwear and was locked out. I got back in, fucked some more things and got dressed.
- We met our new french friends Jean-Daniel (JD) and Cindy:
Within 5 minutes of meeting me they saw the tape of me fucking everything in my underwear.
SATURDAY
- I woke up Nick and Natalie by taking a running dive onto them bareass naked. They didn't seem to care and went back to bed. That was not the effect I planned. But I got it on tape and they enjoyed watching it over and over.
- This was the greatest place ever, if I lived closer I'd be there all the friggin time. It was some punk bar called Foufounes Electriques:
- After we got back from there we met up with JD again. He brought a bottle of Tequila and drank about half of it himself. We have some nice footage of him getting all sloppily drunk and stripping for us. That was a good night. We had to kick him out at 4 a.m. because he was being loud and drunk. That's the last we ever saw of him. But the next morning Cindy came to say bye to us and said that JD woke them all up at 4 a.m..
SUNDAY
- We decided to go to Warped Tour. Saw some familiar faces like Anti-Hero and Summer Hero and The Johnstones and Subb. We hung out with Summer Hero for a while.
- I saw HORSE the Band. Fuckin great, got their DVD and a shirt that says "HORSE the Band, bitch."
- Other bands we saw: Less Than Jake, Joan Jett, NOFX, Planet Smashers, Billy Talent, and many others.
- We got covered in so much dust that I'm still wiping it out of my eyebrows.
MONDAY
-We hit up old Montreal and started heading back:
There's so much more and I'll think of it later and fill you all in but it was great. And we got an awesome video of Nick giving us a mangina. And there was gratuitous footage of me in my underwear and/or naked.
Nobody got fucked on this vacation. Though JD was willing to give it all up for Natalie. Drunk french bastard.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
sune:
Thanks for the lovely comment about my set !! 
ian_g:
NICE wake up call! 