I found my favourite online hardcore porno clip of all time the other day. It wasn't sexy or anything, nor did I enjoy it for the usual reasons you'd watch porno. But it was so oddly funny I had to save a copy of it. It has some asian girl with a thick accent who clearly knows almost no english and she's getting DV'd. The guy on top is like "you're getting two in the pink baby." and she's like "ohhhh yeahhhh, two in the peenk, two in the peeeeeeeenk." You'd have to see it to know what I mean I think.
Anyway, with that said and done...
On Tuesday I apparently had a pop culture media profile assignment woth 15% of my term due and I only heard about it the day it was due. So I freaked out and the teacher said she'd give me another day. So I'm worrying and thinking about it all through class (which was spent watching Fight Club actually) and when I got up to leave to go home to work on it, she followed me out in the hall and was like "I didn't want to say this in front of the other students but I'll give you until next monday so you can do it well. So apparently it pays to be quiet and near invisible in class, it makes teachers like you or pity you for having no friends or something. Either way. I also have like 5 other big assignments coming up that I havn't started. I anticipate that I will be fucked on at least 2 of them and barely pass and then not get into my most wanted course. Let's see how that goes.
I had an interview at Montanas yesterday to be a dishwasher as 2 dishwashers left in the left couple weeks. I walked in there, waited a bit for the dude to come interview me, he eventually came and we sat down near the bar. He looked at my resume and this is how it went from there:
"So I see you're really into music."
"Yup, I came right here after teaching some lessons."
"What kind of rock bands do you like?"
"oh, I hate that question because I like everything."
"Do you like Tool?"
"Yeah, one of my favourites actually."
"Great, you're hired."
So I'm thinking that I got a job mostly because of the fact that I'm a Tool fan.
We spent the rest of the time talking about Tool and their upcoming album and tour. Which by the way may include the re-united Smashing Pumpkins and even Alice In Chains!
I told him that I knew Kevin there and that I played in a band with Adam who's a line cook. When I said that he ran into the back and I hear him go "Adam and Kevin!" Then he came back and was like "When can you start?" I later found out that he ran to the back, flashed my resume and asked Adam and Kevin if I should be hired. Of course they said yes.
So, once again I have to quit Zellers. It seems I am doing that once a month now. But now it's for sure since I will be working 30-40 hours a week at Montanas. That's what I'm looking for, I have no social life so I might as well work and earn plenty of money to buy myself some kickass tattoos. Only problem will be getting home all the time, it'll cost a lot of money in cabs if I work after the buses stop running. But maybe Kevin will finally let me move in with him *HINT HINT NUDGE NUDGE KEVIN!* in which case getting to work and school will be a hell of a lot easier.
Anywho, I'm at Kevin's now working on my assignment/wasting time because I don't feel like going home/ waiting for him to get outta work so we can do whatever. His sister and her friends are listening to loud gay music, as usual.
I have no pictures today. Weird. OUT
Anyway, with that said and done...
On Tuesday I apparently had a pop culture media profile assignment woth 15% of my term due and I only heard about it the day it was due. So I freaked out and the teacher said she'd give me another day. So I'm worrying and thinking about it all through class (which was spent watching Fight Club actually) and when I got up to leave to go home to work on it, she followed me out in the hall and was like "I didn't want to say this in front of the other students but I'll give you until next monday so you can do it well. So apparently it pays to be quiet and near invisible in class, it makes teachers like you or pity you for having no friends or something. Either way. I also have like 5 other big assignments coming up that I havn't started. I anticipate that I will be fucked on at least 2 of them and barely pass and then not get into my most wanted course. Let's see how that goes.
I had an interview at Montanas yesterday to be a dishwasher as 2 dishwashers left in the left couple weeks. I walked in there, waited a bit for the dude to come interview me, he eventually came and we sat down near the bar. He looked at my resume and this is how it went from there:
"So I see you're really into music."
"Yup, I came right here after teaching some lessons."
"What kind of rock bands do you like?"
"oh, I hate that question because I like everything."
"Do you like Tool?"
"Yeah, one of my favourites actually."
"Great, you're hired."
So I'm thinking that I got a job mostly because of the fact that I'm a Tool fan.
We spent the rest of the time talking about Tool and their upcoming album and tour. Which by the way may include the re-united Smashing Pumpkins and even Alice In Chains!
I told him that I knew Kevin there and that I played in a band with Adam who's a line cook. When I said that he ran into the back and I hear him go "Adam and Kevin!" Then he came back and was like "When can you start?" I later found out that he ran to the back, flashed my resume and asked Adam and Kevin if I should be hired. Of course they said yes.
So, once again I have to quit Zellers. It seems I am doing that once a month now. But now it's for sure since I will be working 30-40 hours a week at Montanas. That's what I'm looking for, I have no social life so I might as well work and earn plenty of money to buy myself some kickass tattoos. Only problem will be getting home all the time, it'll cost a lot of money in cabs if I work after the buses stop running. But maybe Kevin will finally let me move in with him *HINT HINT NUDGE NUDGE KEVIN!* in which case getting to work and school will be a hell of a lot easier.
Anywho, I'm at Kevin's now working on my assignment/wasting time because I don't feel like going home/ waiting for him to get outta work so we can do whatever. His sister and her friends are listening to loud gay music, as usual.
I have no pictures today. Weird. OUT
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