Last night I went out drinking with my friend. We went to lil dive bar and it kinda sucked. My friend ended up leaving early, leaving me with no ride. Luckily I got the goofball who I was talking to to take me back to her place. Unfortunately she did not hear me buzz her condo so guess where I had to sleep? In my damn car! I guess I deserved it.
![ARRR!!!](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pirate.9344b69ddfcd.gif)