go buy the Patton Oswalt CD "Feelin' kinda Patton." it's hilarious. you will thank me for telling you about it.
this weekend i made my first trip to blacksburg since moving away. it was really wierd. i did all the things i used to do when i lived there: same bars, same people, etc. but, it was different, i'm too far removed from there now. i think its the first time i've ever been sad about having grown up and matured. i wish i could have sunk back into immaturity for just a night and then gotten over it by the time i came back to richmond. oh well, c'est la vie.
i saw my first set of Richmond tits last night. i was at a party at my friend steven's house and this girl, erica, who i had just met that night, asked if i wanted to see her tits. being the gentleman that i am i kindly declined and......who am i trying to kid, i went "FUCK YEAH I WANT TO SEE YOUR TITS!" and she whipped them out. they were quite nice if i do say so myself. then she gave me her number and told me to call her to hang out. then she emphasized that i had better call her. on the slip of paper she wrote "for a good time call erica: 23409782307" or whatever her number was. what a girl.
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this weekend i made my first trip to blacksburg since moving away. it was really wierd. i did all the things i used to do when i lived there: same bars, same people, etc. but, it was different, i'm too far removed from there now. i think its the first time i've ever been sad about having grown up and matured. i wish i could have sunk back into immaturity for just a night and then gotten over it by the time i came back to richmond. oh well, c'est la vie.
i saw my first set of Richmond tits last night. i was at a party at my friend steven's house and this girl, erica, who i had just met that night, asked if i wanted to see her tits. being the gentleman that i am i kindly declined and......who am i trying to kid, i went "FUCK YEAH I WANT TO SEE YOUR TITS!" and she whipped them out. they were quite nice if i do say so myself. then she gave me her number and told me to call her to hang out. then she emphasized that i had better call her. on the slip of paper she wrote "for a good time call erica: 23409782307" or whatever her number was. what a girl.
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Was I sleeping on the couch when you got back?