Hey everyone!
I hope everyone has been doing great. Things are just peachy-keen around here. Last week we had our official first dinner in our new apartment and everything went off without a hitch. We had 2 couples come over, since it was Valentines Day, we figured we would have it that way. Our next one will hold no restrictions on relationship status. I must admit that we did an awesome job with dinner and no one got sick!!! YAY!!! It was a lot of fun, but also a lot of work. Hopefully we will do this once every two months or so. It can be quite expensive feeding others.
Kelli wanted to say hi to everyone, so I wanted to think of a unique way for her to do it. I hope you like my idea. It was a lot of fun for me anyway, lol.
Okay, totally different subject now. We recently purchased a Blu-Ray player that has internet access. This weekend we hooked it up and signed up for the Netflix free trial. All I can say is that it is friggin awesome. I can't believe how much stuff they have for you to view immediately online. I am greedy, so I am hoping that they increase the selection by a lot! Since we both seem to like it a lot we are now going to call the cable company and cancel all of the extras on there. We will end up saving about $25 a month this way. I know most of you were probably aware of this already, but I still feel smart for discovering it on my own. Yay me!!! By the way, if you want to watch a very good movie, I recommend Maggie & Annie. It is a tear-jerker though, so keep the Kleenex handy. If you like that one let me know and I will do my best Siskel & Ebert and try to recommend another. I must warn you though, I have been accused of only having taste on my tongue, lol.
I couldn't finish my blog without sneaking in some free-boobin!
Okay, now it's time for some poetry. I hope you like this editions selection. Peace sweeties!!!
Dance to It
Mostly its been so quiet all the time
And theres no roller coaster ride
And its not just that theres no ups and downs
More like theres just no ride at all
Like nothings moving, even if it is
It isnt, then, because
Perceptions everything
And everything is calm and pleasant
Not like pleasant valley Sunday sugar
Pop song with a snazzy hook that makes
You feel all warm and fuzzy bop-de-bop
More like theres not a hook at all,
Or if there is, a secret meat hook, hanging
In the basement of the Stepford home
That shes supposed to
Have her mind quickly moved into
After shes paid first and last and
Deposit for security, in case she damages something
Because theyve checked her history
And theyre not fooled by this facade
They know the girl cleans up real good
And you can dress her up and take her out
And make her dance, she likes to dance
Or used to, given half the chance,
Before everything went flat
Before she got some calm and placid
Kept up in the bathroom cabinet
Unruffled by her checkered past
Or cancer growing in her ass
Or if this freeze is going to last
And kill off everything shes grown
Since she took up gardening
And hasnt had too much to say
Or much to feel on anything,
Except one moment, overwhelming
When pure magnanimity
Restored her desire to speak
But not so the ability
So she had to struggle so
For every sentence
When what she said was what she meant
Before it flattened out again
But look!
Look, Spot, what happens when
The year rolls round to start again
And the deductibles not met
She cant afford that placid shit
She didnt want it anyway
And if you dont like the taste
Of whats eating at her now
You may decline and step away
More for the rest of us today
Because we liked her better crazed
We liked her better in the days
When she would dance.
The Puppet Theater
Gingerbread-Man Puppet and Pretty-Horse Puppet get married in the puppet theater.
Pretty-Horse Puppet has a mane like you wouldn't believe--
Don't think she doesn't know it, too,
Always tossing her head like that.
Fluffy-Tail Fox Puppet joins the puppet show.
Fluffy-Tail Fox Puppet and Pretty-Horse Puppet sleep together one afternoon.
In the evening, Gingerbread-Man Puppet spreads his soft, fingerless hands and wants to know,
"How could you sleep with Fluffy-Tail Fox Puppet? She's a girl!"
"She's a fox," points out Pretty-Horse Puppet.
They look at each other across the puppet theater, bouncing slightly as puppets will.
"I'm sorry, Gingerbread-Man Puppet, but our marriage is crumbling," says Pretty-Horse Puppet with a toss of her head.
"Bite me!" says Gingerbread-Man Puppet, which is a mistake.
In the next act, Pretty-Horse Puppet and Fluffy-Tail Fox Puppet are married and living in the puppet theater.
God doesn't mind.
They're puppets.
I hope everyone has been doing great. Things are just peachy-keen around here. Last week we had our official first dinner in our new apartment and everything went off without a hitch. We had 2 couples come over, since it was Valentines Day, we figured we would have it that way. Our next one will hold no restrictions on relationship status. I must admit that we did an awesome job with dinner and no one got sick!!! YAY!!! It was a lot of fun, but also a lot of work. Hopefully we will do this once every two months or so. It can be quite expensive feeding others.
Kelli wanted to say hi to everyone, so I wanted to think of a unique way for her to do it. I hope you like my idea. It was a lot of fun for me anyway, lol.
Okay, totally different subject now. We recently purchased a Blu-Ray player that has internet access. This weekend we hooked it up and signed up for the Netflix free trial. All I can say is that it is friggin awesome. I can't believe how much stuff they have for you to view immediately online. I am greedy, so I am hoping that they increase the selection by a lot! Since we both seem to like it a lot we are now going to call the cable company and cancel all of the extras on there. We will end up saving about $25 a month this way. I know most of you were probably aware of this already, but I still feel smart for discovering it on my own. Yay me!!! By the way, if you want to watch a very good movie, I recommend Maggie & Annie. It is a tear-jerker though, so keep the Kleenex handy. If you like that one let me know and I will do my best Siskel & Ebert and try to recommend another. I must warn you though, I have been accused of only having taste on my tongue, lol.
I couldn't finish my blog without sneaking in some free-boobin!
Okay, now it's time for some poetry. I hope you like this editions selection. Peace sweeties!!!
Dance to It
Mostly its been so quiet all the time
And theres no roller coaster ride
And its not just that theres no ups and downs
More like theres just no ride at all
Like nothings moving, even if it is
It isnt, then, because
Perceptions everything
And everything is calm and pleasant
Not like pleasant valley Sunday sugar
Pop song with a snazzy hook that makes
You feel all warm and fuzzy bop-de-bop
More like theres not a hook at all,
Or if there is, a secret meat hook, hanging
In the basement of the Stepford home
That shes supposed to
Have her mind quickly moved into
After shes paid first and last and
Deposit for security, in case she damages something
Because theyve checked her history
And theyre not fooled by this facade
They know the girl cleans up real good
And you can dress her up and take her out
And make her dance, she likes to dance
Or used to, given half the chance,
Before everything went flat
Before she got some calm and placid
Kept up in the bathroom cabinet
Unruffled by her checkered past
Or cancer growing in her ass
Or if this freeze is going to last
And kill off everything shes grown
Since she took up gardening
And hasnt had too much to say
Or much to feel on anything,
Except one moment, overwhelming
When pure magnanimity
Restored her desire to speak
But not so the ability
So she had to struggle so
For every sentence
When what she said was what she meant
Before it flattened out again
But look!
Look, Spot, what happens when
The year rolls round to start again
And the deductibles not met
She cant afford that placid shit
She didnt want it anyway
And if you dont like the taste
Of whats eating at her now
You may decline and step away
More for the rest of us today
Because we liked her better crazed
We liked her better in the days
When she would dance.
The Puppet Theater
Gingerbread-Man Puppet and Pretty-Horse Puppet get married in the puppet theater.
Pretty-Horse Puppet has a mane like you wouldn't believe--
Don't think she doesn't know it, too,
Always tossing her head like that.
Fluffy-Tail Fox Puppet joins the puppet show.
Fluffy-Tail Fox Puppet and Pretty-Horse Puppet sleep together one afternoon.
In the evening, Gingerbread-Man Puppet spreads his soft, fingerless hands and wants to know,
"How could you sleep with Fluffy-Tail Fox Puppet? She's a girl!"
"She's a fox," points out Pretty-Horse Puppet.
They look at each other across the puppet theater, bouncing slightly as puppets will.
"I'm sorry, Gingerbread-Man Puppet, but our marriage is crumbling," says Pretty-Horse Puppet with a toss of her head.
"Bite me!" says Gingerbread-Man Puppet, which is a mistake.
In the next act, Pretty-Horse Puppet and Fluffy-Tail Fox Puppet are married and living in the puppet theater.
God doesn't mind.
They're puppets.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
mjb67:
makes me wonder how she says "good bye".....
fatkidlovescake:
tell kelli we all say hi and thank you