geeksusie

Hey everyone,
Thank you to everyone for your birthday wishes. I have never been one to broadcast my birthday, but I guess those little balloons gave it away. LOL. A very sincere thank you to all of you. My birthday was pretty laid back, I just had cake and coffee at my parents house and then I went out for a little bit with some of my friends. My parents gave me seasons 4 and 5 of "The Simpson's". I think that is so awesome! I want to collect all of them. I already have every season of "Family Guy", and I want to start collecting "South Park" too. As you can see, I am a cartoon nerd! lol I also got some cool gifts from my friends. The one that Kelly gave me was a bit naughty, and I will discuss that at a later date (wink!).
I spent the last 3 days in NYC visiting friends and doing a bit of networking. I had a blast! I looked at a few apartments in North Jersey and the Bronx. I think it is pretty definite that I will be moving back to the city soon. I have several job interviews lined up in a couple of weeks. I am hoping to make my move right after the holidays. I would love to move to Manhattan, maybe Chelsea, or the West Village, but that is a little bit out of my range right now.
Baseball season is pretty much over for me now. I was rooting for the Cubs after the Yankees and Mets were eliminated, but now the Cubs are out too. I am afraid to pick another team right now. It looks like every team I pick this year loses. I am leaning towards rooting for the Rays though. Football is going good so far though, The Jets and Giants are doing good.
I decided to post a few short poems today, along with some limericks. I was going to try and sound very intellectual today, but I will put that off for another week. I hope you like this weeks selections!

Limericks: Sometimes it is just fun to write stupid stuff.

Susie's Limericks

There once was a highborn Dauphine;
A cousin who lived with the Queen;
Till she met a young lass,
With a perfect round ass,
And lost her head in a court guillotine.

There once was a bigot named Bush,
Whose head lived its life in his tush;
His views were uptight,
Came out of hindsight,
Where Rove loved to give him a push.

There once was a doctor named Laura,
Who believed she was God's carnivora;
She roared don't be gay,
He hates you that way,
Then went home to her Mistress Clitora.

There once was a woman named Mary,
Who walked down the aisle with a fairy;
Their honeymoon night,
The fairy got tight,
And got off with a wild Canary.

There once was a woman named Lilith,
Who gave Adam's bed a cold chillith;
She offered quiet glib,
Go fuck your spare rib,
This chicky shall do who she willith.

There once was a country of people,
Who believed themselves to be equal;
Then they started to pray,
In only one way,
And hung liberty on a tall steeple.

There once was a woman named Bathory,
Whose beauty came from her staffery;
She'd drain them of blood,
Then soaked in a tub;
Seems her brain had more bats than a belfry.

There once was a climber named Betty,
Who thought shaving her body was petty;
she went to Nepal,
to climb Everest et al,
and fell head over heels for a Yeti.

With a Click

single and looking
trying to connect
on-line dating site
oh, what the heck
with a click
it's off to the races
my, oh my
so many faces
so many replies
what shall I do?
who do I pick?
I haven't a clue
this one sounds good
her name is Lou Ann
after I reply
find out she's a man

I Love My Job!!

I love my job. I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.

I love my office and its location. I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray, and piles of paper that grow each day!
I think my job is really swell, there's nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers, I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my computer and its software; I hug it often though it won't care.
I love each program and every file, I'd love them more if they worked a while.

I'm happy to be here. I am. I am.
I'm the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.
I love my job - I'll say it again - I even love those friendly men.
These friendly men who've come today, in clean white coats to take me away!!!!!!!!