geekdriver

A friend of mine has two children. his 4 year old son got a little pinball toy at a B-day party. this is what it says on the back....(none of the typos are mine this is as it is written)

Intelligent Marble
Intelligence add Lucky
A GAME OF MARBLES

Marble is a kind of game that is very modern now. It collects exciment fasciration. It's very interesting game. It can not only trains lover's skill and intelligence but is a best way for lovers to make friends. It's an intelligent game for a family to be happy field. Spring your miracle, competite your level.....

and it goes on and on, it ends with this tidbit to ponder.

The training of will, intellivgence, skill will be your best ladder of success. it is your best training way of defeating everything.

made in china.