You are a goddamn cutie-pie and I'm totally friending you ass, yo.
Thanks for being so friendly and welcoming me over. I was a little panicy on the way over, as I'm normally pretty shy. Your friends were cool, as the cool weirdness of seeing you before, at your job and all that.
I would make it up to you by inviting you over for one of my bitchy artist bbqs, but all the pork ribs would totally make you cry (and by cry, I mean kick me in the nuts); so I'll think of something else; or leave more beer behind next time.
Thanks for being so friendly and welcoming me over. I was a little panicy on the way over, as I'm normally pretty shy. Your friends were cool, as the cool weirdness of seeing you before, at your job and all that.
I would make it up to you by inviting you over for one of my bitchy artist bbqs, but all the pork ribs would totally make you cry (and by cry, I mean kick me in the nuts); so I'll think of something else; or leave more beer behind next time.