Well, after being a skier for many years I decided to try snowboarding Saturday. After only 1.5 hours on the slopes I fell hard and landed on my hand, breaking my right thumb. (I did not find out it was broken until the hospital today but it was swollen about 3 inches thick.) Now, since I am right handed, I cannot jerk off. Anyone want to volunteer to help me out? 
Today I went to the hospital to get it looked at and discovered it was broken and needed surgery. Ugh. At this point my hand is starting to regain feeling...
So I am stuck at my parents house for a while (I drive a 5-speed) an have court tomorrow morning 1.5 hours away. Fun times.
Today I went to the hospital to get it looked at and discovered it was broken and needed surgery. Ugh. At this point my hand is starting to regain feeling...
So I am stuck at my parents house for a while (I drive a 5-speed) an have court tomorrow morning 1.5 hours away. Fun times.
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gecko:
Yeah, Britney, it is a great story. I still prefer the story behind my broken femur though.
lunna:
Out of curiousity why do you want 2 b my friend? It's because you want to spank me isn't it? hehe. Talk to you later. 